Glammie: Ok, guys I've been sitting on this story for years. It is my 1st ever fanfiction. A Bulma and Vegeta Fanfiction.
Vegeta: Great, you better not sully my name Earth woman or we might have a problem.
Bulma: Wow, you are mean.
Vegeta: Tough shit. If I was nice this story would not be so funny.
Glammie: Well, while you two are fighting, I'm going to do the disclaimer. I don't own Dragonball Z.
Vegeta: You got that right.
Where it Started
The blinding fury Vegeta felt for the enemy standing in front of him was almost unbearable. How could Kakarot, the low third class Saiyan, ascend to Super Saiyan before the PRINCE of all Saiyans? He should be the dirt beneath his feet yet he seems to be more like the vast sky above him, unreachableble and mysterious.
Looking into his eyes he felt the need to destroy Kakarot. Plus the smirk he wore on his face was really wearing Vegeta's patience. He growled and lunged at Goku, who swiftly dodged his attack and gave him a knee to his stomach, sending him hurling into the air. Goku flew up toward Vegeta, grabbed his arm and threw him to the ground. Vegeta shot up from the ground and in rapid succession kneed Goku in the stomach and punched him in the face. As Goku's body fell towards the ground Vegeta charged and fired Rapid Ki Blasts at him. Goku hit the ground, battered and lifeless, with a loud thud. Vegeta smirked and chuckled, but the victory was short lived.
Vegeta:(Thoughts) One day Kakarot, that will be you.
As the simulation ended he was left standing alone in Gravity Room. He did a once over of himself and noticed that he didn't have a scratch on him. He angrily stalked to the house of the blue- haired harlot. The simulations were weakening.
(Time Skip)
Vegeta walked in the room and noticed the woman preparing her morning meal. He stood there silently waiting for the Earth woman to become aware of his presence. Bulma eventually looked up to see a very pissed Vegeta. She jumped and accidentally spilled hot grits all over her exposed legs and feet. With a loud scream she fell to the floor and let a few tears escape.
Seeing her like this amused Vegeta. This woman was usually stubborn and disrespectful towards him. She finally was getting what was coming to her.
He heard her wimpering. Was she crying?
Vegeta:(Laughing) Pathetic.
Bulma was shocked when he wet a cloth and threw it on the ground near her. She grabbed it immediately and tended to her wounds. Once the pain had lessened, she turned her attention and anger at the Saiyan.
Bulma: What the actual fuck Vegeta? (Getting up off the floor) Why are you sneaking up on people?
Vegeta:(Replying in the same tone) Stupid woman!, If you can't boil water correctly, stay away from my meals.
Bulma: Who the hell said I was cooking for you? I'd rather not waste my time on inconsiderate assholes.
Truth was, Bulma had actually decided to cook for the prince in an effort to play nice.
Vegeta:(Arching an eyebrow) For a fairly intelligent woman, you sure do a lot of dumb things. Like burning yourself with your meal.
Bulma:(Rolling her eyes) So, you came to tell me how dumb I am?
Vegeta: No, (Looking at the angry red welts on her legs) I came to complain about your shitty inventions.
Bulma: Of course you are. What's wrong with them?
Vegeta: The simulations seem to be getting weaker. I trained this morning and I defeated it and came out without a scratch on me.
Bulma: Oh yeah. I knew that.
Vegeta: Oh you knew that? (Clenching his fists)
Bulma: Pretty much.
Vegeta: And yet you continued to let me waste my time?
Bulma: Yup. I was busy working on upgrades all week. I didn't expect you to get done until Saturday. So, thanks for killing Goku early.
Vegeta:(Frowning) Yet, strangely enough, you're the only one I feel like killing.
Bulma: Aww, I love you too!
Vegeta:(Walking away) I should've let your legs burn on the floor.
Bulma: Well you did it because you are nice under that ice cold skin of yours.
He froze midstep.
Vegeta: Earth woman I wouldn't be nice to you if you were the last human on Earth. Continue to annoy me and I'll kill everyone and make sure you are.
Bulma:( Putting her hands on her hips) Why, so you can do dirty things to me at your leisure?
Vegeta: Don't hold your breath on that.
With that he turned the corner.
Extras:
Glammie: Ok, guys give me the goods. What do you think.
Goku: Why did I die? That's not a nice way to introduce my character.
Glammie: Personal, this story isn't about you.
Piccolo: Then why are we here?
Glammie: I needed people for my Extra. You were just sitting around doing nothing, so I used you guys.
Goku: Well, that's good I guess.
Piccolo: She is like a saint. (Rolling his eyes)
Glammie: Aww, you guys. You're too kind. Well I'm off to sleep.
Goku: Please review. They give her good dreams.
Glammie: I'm addicted to them.
