Sailor Moon Out-takes

Authors Notes: Why did I write them??? Wakataimasen!!! Um…well I just thought they might be amusing! Some are really corny I know but some of them are funny. Please laugh lots! Please R&R… Wakarimasu ka?!! Arigato!!! Ja Ne.

Take 1

-The sailor scouts are leaping from the roof-top to surprise they're enemy.

Jupiter: Where's Sailor Moon?

Mars: Up there!

Sailor moon cowers on the rooftop.

Jupiter: Come on Sailor moon

Mars: Don't tell me you're afraid of heights Meatballhead!

1 Take 2

-The sailor scouts are leaping from the roof-top to surprise they're enemy.

Jupiter: Where's Sailor Moon?

Sailor moon: Here! (muttered.)

Sailor moon landed flat on her face.



2 Take 1

-Serena and Darien stood on the bridge talking.

SPLASH!!!

Darien: (turns) Where's Serena?

Serena: (Spits out water) Here.

3 Take 2

-Serena and Darien stood on the bridge talking.

SPLASH!!!

Director: Where'd they go?

Darien: A certain someone lost their footing to put it politely.

Serena: You mean you!

Darien: No…actually I was refering to an incompitent airhead, with the social skills and inteligence of a pea!

Serena: Exactly

Darien: I mean you…Meatballhead!

Serena: How dare you call me that you ditzy airheaded jerk!

Darien: Me ditzy! You couldn't even walk block with out falling down…

Serena: …

Darien: …and taking at least three other people with you!

Director: That's it! Both of you off of my set now!!!

Take 14

Sailor moon: If we stick together we can beat 'em. Lets do it.

Tuxedo Mask: Yeah I need a break.

Director: What the??? F***ing hell!!! Cut!

5 Take 2

Sailor moon: If we stick together we can beat 'em. Lets do it.

Tuxedo Mask: Not tonight honey I'm tired.

Sailor moon: I didn't mean that.

Tuxedo mask: What then?

Sailor moon: I dunno it's in the script.

Director: Just cut. Please just cut.

6 Take 1

Sailor moon: Moon…Tiara…Magic!!!

Director: Ow!

Sailor moon: Sorry!!!

Director: Is it really that hard to throw a disc at a monster as big as that? Second thought please don't answer that.

7 Take 1

Darien: So tell me Andrew…How do you get a girl to totally despise you?

Andrew: Well, you don't. Hey if you have too many I can take a few Thursday.

Director: What the hell? Just get out!

8 Take 1

-Girls at Andrew's birthday party.

Lita: Thanks for inviting us Andrew it's been great.

Mina: Well, I guess it's time to go.

Look around them.

Ami: We is every one.

Mina: Over there.

Crowd in a corner.

Ami: Serena? Rei?

Serena: Yeah sure Adam, my mum ate my brother yesterday.

Rei: Along with my Grandpa.

Lita: What have they been eating?

Ami picks up a coffee sweet.

Ami: You guys it looks like they ate a few too many of these.

Rei: Sure I'll marry you Lita.

Lita: What? Rei snap out of it right now!!!

Director: I give up. Get the F*** off my set!