Sailor Moon Out-takes
Authors Notes: Why did I write them??? Wakataimasen!!! Um…well I just thought they might be amusing! Some are really corny I know but some of them are funny. Please laugh lots! Please R&R… Wakarimasu ka?!! Arigato!!! Ja Ne.
Take 1
-The sailor scouts are leaping from the roof-top to surprise they're enemy.
Jupiter: Where's Sailor Moon?
Mars: Up there!
Sailor moon cowers on the rooftop.
Jupiter: Come on Sailor moon
Mars: Don't tell me you're afraid of heights Meatballhead!
1 Take 2
-The sailor scouts are leaping from the roof-top to surprise they're enemy.
Jupiter: Where's Sailor Moon?
Sailor moon: Here! (muttered.)
Sailor moon landed flat on her face.
2 Take 1
-Serena and Darien stood on the bridge talking.
SPLASH!!!
Darien: (turns) Where's Serena?
Serena: (Spits out water) Here.
3 Take 2
-Serena and Darien stood on the bridge talking.
SPLASH!!!
Director: Where'd they go?
Darien: A certain someone lost their footing to put it politely.
Serena: You mean you!
Darien: No…actually I was refering to an incompitent airhead, with the social skills and inteligence of a pea!
Serena: Exactly
Darien: I mean you…Meatballhead!
Serena: How dare you call me that you ditzy airheaded jerk!
Darien: Me ditzy! You couldn't even walk block with out falling down…
Serena: …
Darien: …and taking at least three other people with you!
Director: That's it! Both of you off of my set now!!!
Take 14
Sailor moon: If we stick together we can beat 'em. Lets do it.
Tuxedo Mask: Yeah I need a break.
Director: What the??? F***ing hell!!! Cut!
5 Take 2
Sailor moon: If we stick together we can beat 'em. Lets do it.
Tuxedo Mask: Not tonight honey I'm tired.
Sailor moon: I didn't mean that.
Tuxedo mask: What then?
Sailor moon: I dunno it's in the script.
Director: Just cut. Please just cut.
6 Take 1
Sailor moon: Moon…Tiara…Magic!!!
Director: Ow!
Sailor moon: Sorry!!!
Director: Is it really that hard to throw a disc at a monster as big as that? Second thought please don't answer that.
7 Take 1
Darien: So tell me Andrew…How do you get a girl to totally despise you?
Andrew: Well, you don't. Hey if you have too many I can take a few Thursday.
Director: What the hell? Just get out!
8 Take 1
-Girls at Andrew's birthday party.
Lita: Thanks for inviting us Andrew it's been great.
Mina: Well, I guess it's time to go.
Look around them.
Ami: We is every one.
Mina: Over there.
Crowd in a corner.
Ami: Serena? Rei?
Serena: Yeah sure Adam, my mum ate my brother yesterday.
Rei: Along with my Grandpa.
Lita: What have they been eating?
Ami picks up a coffee sweet.
Ami: You guys it looks like they ate a few too many of these.
Rei: Sure I'll marry you Lita.
Lita: What? Rei snap out of it right now!!!
Director: I give up. Get the F*** off my set!
Authors Notes: Why did I write them??? Wakataimasen!!! Um…well I just thought they might be amusing! Some are really corny I know but some of them are funny. Please laugh lots! Please R&R… Wakarimasu ka?!! Arigato!!! Ja Ne.
Take 1
-The sailor scouts are leaping from the roof-top to surprise they're enemy.
Jupiter: Where's Sailor Moon?
Mars: Up there!
Sailor moon cowers on the rooftop.
Jupiter: Come on Sailor moon
Mars: Don't tell me you're afraid of heights Meatballhead!
1 Take 2
-The sailor scouts are leaping from the roof-top to surprise they're enemy.
Jupiter: Where's Sailor Moon?
Sailor moon: Here! (muttered.)
Sailor moon landed flat on her face.
2 Take 1
-Serena and Darien stood on the bridge talking.
SPLASH!!!
Darien: (turns) Where's Serena?
Serena: (Spits out water) Here.
3 Take 2
-Serena and Darien stood on the bridge talking.
SPLASH!!!
Director: Where'd they go?
Darien: A certain someone lost their footing to put it politely.
Serena: You mean you!
Darien: No…actually I was refering to an incompitent airhead, with the social skills and inteligence of a pea!
Serena: Exactly
Darien: I mean you…Meatballhead!
Serena: How dare you call me that you ditzy airheaded jerk!
Darien: Me ditzy! You couldn't even walk block with out falling down…
Serena: …
Darien: …and taking at least three other people with you!
Director: That's it! Both of you off of my set now!!!
Take 14
Sailor moon: If we stick together we can beat 'em. Lets do it.
Tuxedo Mask: Yeah I need a break.
Director: What the??? F***ing hell!!! Cut!
5 Take 2
Sailor moon: If we stick together we can beat 'em. Lets do it.
Tuxedo Mask: Not tonight honey I'm tired.
Sailor moon: I didn't mean that.
Tuxedo mask: What then?
Sailor moon: I dunno it's in the script.
Director: Just cut. Please just cut.
6 Take 1
Sailor moon: Moon…Tiara…Magic!!!
Director: Ow!
Sailor moon: Sorry!!!
Director: Is it really that hard to throw a disc at a monster as big as that? Second thought please don't answer that.
7 Take 1
Darien: So tell me Andrew…How do you get a girl to totally despise you?
Andrew: Well, you don't. Hey if you have too many I can take a few Thursday.
Director: What the hell? Just get out!
8 Take 1
-Girls at Andrew's birthday party.
Lita: Thanks for inviting us Andrew it's been great.
Mina: Well, I guess it's time to go.
Look around them.
Ami: We is every one.
Mina: Over there.
Crowd in a corner.
Ami: Serena? Rei?
Serena: Yeah sure Adam, my mum ate my brother yesterday.
Rei: Along with my Grandpa.
Lita: What have they been eating?
Ami picks up a coffee sweet.
Ami: You guys it looks like they ate a few too many of these.
Rei: Sure I'll marry you Lita.
Lita: What? Rei snap out of it right now!!!
Director: I give up. Get the F*** off my set!
