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Demented Songs Chapter 1: Oh the Dementedness…

Demented Song #1: Let Me Sleep!
Original Song: Every Morning, By Sugar Ray
Summary on song: How you'd feel if you lived with Tyson! XD!

Every morning I see Tyson hanging from the corner of my really fluffy bed,
I know he's hungry but I really want to stay I bed in other words I'll just sleep in,

He couldn't understand,
That I was sleepy,
Once again as predicted left the fridge wide open and he took food out,

Tyson's got me steamin',
Which stops me from being,
So obsessed with Kai,
Said that he could do it,
He better not do it again!

Oro… Every morning,
Every morning when it's breakfast,
He always eats the food,
He always eats,
He always eats,

Every morning there's a tummy growling and I feel it coming from our food-filled kitchen,
I know its Tyson's and I know he's really hungry but can't I just stay in bed this one day?

Something's so deceiving,
When you're really sleepy,
Wake me up again,
Said that he could do it,
He better not do it again,

Oro… Every morning,
Every morning when it's breakfast,
Oro… Every morning,
Every morning when it's breakfast

He always eats the food,
All whole,
Yes whole,
He always eats the food,
All whole,

Every morning I see Tyson hanging from the corner of my really fluffy bed,
I know he's hungry but I really want to stay I bed in other words I'll just sleep in,

Every morning,
Every morning when it's breakfast,
Every morning,
Wake me up again,
Every morning,
Don't do it again,
Every morning when it's breakfast

Demented Song #2: 12 Days of Christmas
Original Song: 12 Days of Christmas
Summary on Song: Kai's Version of "12 Days of Christmas"

On the first day of Christmas,
My Grandfather gave to me,
A phoenix in a Beyblade!

On the 2nd day of Christmas,
My Grandfather gave to me,
2 red arm guards,
And a phoenix in a Beyblade!

On the 3rd day of Christmas,
My Grandfather gave to me,
3 training schedules,
2 red arm guards,
And a phoenix in a Beyblade!

On the 4th day of Christmas,
My Grandfather gave to me,
4 team members,
3 training schedules,
2 red arm guards,
And a phoenix in a Beyblade!

On the 5th day of Christmas,
My Grandfather gave to me,
5 ATTACK RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS!
4 team members,
3 training schedules,
2 red arm guards,
And a phoenix in a Beyblade!

On the 6th day of Christmas,
My Grandfather gave to me,
6 brand new scratches,
5 ATTACK RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS!
4 team members,
3 training schedules,
2 red arm guards,
And a phoenix in a Beyblade!

On the 7th day of Christmas,
My Grandfather gave to me,
7 crappy Beyblades,
6 brand new scratches,
5 ATTACK RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS!
4 team members,
3 training schedules,
2 red arm guards,
And a phoenix in a Beyblade!

On the 8th day of Christmas,
My Grandfather gave to me,
8 boring lectures,
7 crappy Beyblades,
6 brand new scratches,
5 ATTACK RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS!
4 team members,
3 training schedules,
2 red arm guards,
And a phoenix in a Beyblade!

On the 9th day of Christmas,
My Grandfather gave to me,
9 poison snake bites,
8 boring lectures,
7 crappy Beyblades,
6 brand new scratches,
5 ATTACK RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS!
4 team members,
3 training schedules,
2 red arm guards,
And a phoenix in a Beyblade!

On the 10th day of Christmas,
My Grandfather gave to me,
10 baka training partners,
9 poison snake bites,
8 boring lectures,
7 crappy Beyblades,
6 brand new scratches,
5 ATTACK RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS!
4 team members,
3 training schedules,
2 red arm guards,
And a phoenix in a Beyblade!

On the 11th day of Christmas,
My Grandfather gave to me,
11 sips of water,
10 baka training partners,
9 poison snake bites,
8 boring lectures,
7 crappy Beyblades,
6 brand new scratches,
5 ATTACK RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS!
4 team members,
3 training schedules,
2 red arm guards,
And a phoenix in a Beyblade!

On the 12th day of Christmas,
My Grandfather gave to me,
12 ultimate tests,
11 sips of water,
10 baka training partners,
9 poison snake bites,
8 boring lectures,
7 crappy Beyblades,
6 brand new scratches,
5 ATTACK RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS!
4 team members,
3 training schedules,
2 red arm guards,
And a phoenix in a Beyblade!
And a phoenix in a Beyblade!

Demented Song #3: The Tala Song
Original Song: The Llama Song
Summary on Song: Just a random song about Tala :)

Here's a Tala,
There's a Tala,
And another little Tala,
Funny Tala,
Funny Tala,
Tala, Tala,
Y!

Tala, Tala,
Cheesecake, Tala,
Bit-beast, blade, attack ring, Tala,
Tala, Tala, Beyblade: Tala,
Tala, Tala,
Y!

I was once a bit-beast,
I lived in a blade,
But I never saw the way that Tyson was so gay,
I was super freezing cold,
I lived in Russia!
Now it's time to end this part,
Of my crazy song!

Did you ever see a Tala?
Beat a Tala in a battle?
Tala, Tala, Red-head, Tala,
Tala, Tala,
Y!

Half a Tala,
Twice a Tala,
Not a Tala,
Kai?
No, TALA!
Tala with a Beyblade,
Tala, Tala, Tala,
Y!

END

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