Quincy's Foxy Men!

Dat title, right? So here is another story featuring ginjinka Pokemon! This time, it's requested by AlfieColtrane. This story will be a lot like Camomilie's Ginjinka Wish, a story I made a while ago, but there will still be a lot of differences. Well, I'll cut the talk short and you all just enjoy!


Chapter 1: The Chance of X is Like the Chance if Y

Hello~! My name is Quincy! Before anything, I'd like to tell you all a few things about myself, if you don't mind! Umm, I hope you don't. :p So...yeah! I have pink hair and blue eyes, and even though I'm 10, I surpass even most teenagers and adults with my height: 5'7". Being so, nobody ever believes I'm under 13: they assume I'm 16. And, uhh...yeah! I'm a outgoing and cheerful person who loves Pokemon! In fact, I'm a Pokemon trainer, teh hee! :D Umm...yeah! I guess that's all you need to know about me for now. Now...I'll you a story! A true story, on how my Pokemon adventures turned into one of the most romantic and craziest ones ever! First off, I'll start in the past, where my three year-old self was playing with my six adorable Eevees.

~Past~

"Hee hee hee!" Eevee hopped on my stomach while the others were tickling me everywhere! Mommy and Daddy presented me with these six adorable little things on my third birthday today! Let gave me the time to get to know them and play with them. The cake and presents could wait later: I had some friends to play with! My mommy and daddy were saying weird things like, "Soon, they'll evolve into different things and grow up just like you!" Evolve...? Just what does that mean, anyway? Well, it doesn't matter!

"Qui~ Come play with us, already! D:"

"Come on, man! Quit playin' with dos' Eevees!"

"..."

Ah, my cousins Hayato, Red, and Green! Though, I didn't want to play with those boys right now. "Nnnno! I wanna with my new friends! Go away!" They all grunted. Who cares! My wittle Eevee friends are waaaay cooler than them! Harumph!

~Present~

"Hah hah hah...oh, how I was such a kid..." Well...I still am, technically, but you know what I mean! Yup, seven years ever since I got my six buddies, and they're still adorable little Eevees! Of course, I know what "evolve" means, now, and I even know all of the evolutions of them: Vaporeon, Jolteon, Flareon, Espeon, Umbreon, Leafeon, and Glaceon! Though...I only have six, so I can't have them all. Oh well, it doesn't really matter.

"Quincy!"

"Wah!" I snapped out of my thoughts and shook my head. Professor Juniper sighed.

"Jesus, girl...if I'm going to start you on your new adventures, you have to stop getting your head in the clouds so much!"

"Eh heh hee...sorry." She rolled her eyes while shaking her head. Yeah...I'm a bit on the slow side, as you can see. Daydreaming all the time and kind of oblivious~. :P She handed me a Pokedex.

"Now...take this Pokedex and try to capture and find as many Pokemon as possible! Also, you should visit your three cousins in Kanto and Johto, too. Like I said to Bianca, Cheren, Touko, and Touya...good luck! Have a great adventure!...And please, don't space out like you always do. Just like Bianca..."

Sheesh, am I that bad? So yeah, I decided to train my little Eevee guys all at one time so that I can bring out the best in them! Over time, I'd let them train and battle individually, give them the correct items, and making sure to stock up on healing items and such...I was able to conquer at least the first three gyms, hah hah! Honestly, though...it was really hard, that last gym. Burgh almost destroyed my entire team with his surprisingly good bugs! I always thought Bug Pokemon were so useless and pathetic! Man...if even the Bug types were hard, I can't imagine how we would pull through Elesa's gym. I guess it's time to evolve them!

And so, after doing that by taking my first two to a forest and mountain where Leafeon and Glaceon came into play, two more evolved into Espeon and Umbreon, and when I acquired stones from Castelia City, I made my remaining two Eevees a Jolteon and Flareon! I would made Flareon a Vaporeon instead, but nobody gives Flareon any love these days, so...yeah.

I stopped at a route to examine my six newly evolved buddies. Even they were amazed by their new bodies. "Flaaareon!" Flareon looks like he enjoys his very much! He spat out a fireball out of nowhere, nearly hitting me but I didn't mind. That made Jolteon want to rapidly spin around and blast off a static shock at a tree. "Jolteon!" Jolteon and Flareon high-pawed looked at me, wondering if I was impressed. I chuckled. "That was cool, you two! Still your energetic selves even after evolving, hah hah!" Yep, these two will definitely be good for upcoming gyms!

Espeon, Umbreon, and Leafeon...these three changed. They're real calm and quiet.

"Flareon!"

"Jolt! Jolt! Jolteon!"

Jolteon and Flareon were pestering the three to show off some of their new abilities. Espeon chuckled and decided to go first. He made a wave of pink go around my body. "Huh? Woah...Weee! :D" I started flying around! Hah hah hah, how cool! After a while, he put me down. He made a flower float over and put in my hair. "Aww, thanks!" I patted his head. He purred.

"Umbreon..." Umbreon nudged his head against mine. I guess he wants me to see what him and Leafeon can do. What a cute way to show that! Umbreon faced Leafeon.

"Umbre! Umbre!"

"Leeaaf! D:" Ohh, I see! Taunt! Leafeon doesn't like it when people poke his nose. He pulled out a sword made out of leaves and almost got him, hadn't Umbreon hopped in my arms. They both just playing, though. "All so cool! Hey, Glaceon! What can you do?" Jolteon was especially curious. He ran over to Glaceon and started pressing his paw against his back until Glaceon slapped it away.

"..." He turned his head away from Jolt, even wiping off the spot Jolteon was touching him at.

"Jolt...?" He looked to us. We shrugged: we didn't know what his beef was, either.

So yeah, aside from all that, my new team, with their higher power and more moves, was able to conquer the gyms and the Elite Four! The champion was hell, but we still did it.

"...And so, that's how I became Champion!" I flaunted to Hayato (Falkner, in case you didn't know) in his Gym, days after I became Champion. He was shocked, but amazed at the same time. "Amazing, Quincy! You're one the youngest, but now out of the family, you and Red are champions! Hey, in fact, you should flaunt that to Green! I know he'll FLIP when he hears this!"

Heh heh, he's right! It would be the best thing to see all day! Green would be toootally surprised. :D So, like the evil cousin I am, I hurriedly make my way alll the way to Kanto just to see the look on his face! I went through those waterfalls, battled Ace Trainers, and knocked out the guard who was blocking my way to go there...which kiiinda made them start chasing after me, which meant I was just hopping and running around everywhere, which means not seeing the slide that required Rock Climb and sliding down. Let's just say, it was a bad experience. A bad, baaad one.

"OWCH!" My fucking ankle sprained, shit! The policemen above laughed at me.

"Hah! That'll teach her to be like a delinquent!"

"Pff! She's not even WORTH the arrest!"

"Good luck getting home, sweetcheeks!"

Then they left. Did they REALLY just leave me like this?! And damn, my guys are inside their Pokeballs probably asleep or something. Crap, crap...I groaned. "Well...looks like I'm CRAWLING to Pallet Town!" Here I go, about to live the experience of a Weedle! God...

"Hagh...hoogh..." I look like an idiot, I sound like an idiot, and everyone here in Viridian Town that was luckily here was all staring at me like I was an idiot. Yeah, don't blame them. I couldn't continue any longer when somebody's feet, accompanied by a cackling laughter, was standing right in front of me: yep, that is Green.

"LOL, what are you doing? Tryin' to be a Weedle?"

"Ahh, whateva! Mind helping me, please?" He cackled and put me on his back.

"I'll take ya to Aunt in Pallet Town!" Good enough for me. So, he ran like a tiger down the routes to Pallet Town while I giggled like a little girl. This reminds so much of how he would do this when we were little~! He made a screeching stop to the entrance of Pallet.

"We here, yo! Come on!" He kicked the door open to Aunt's house. She nearly jumped when she heard that. Then she saw that it was Green and sighed.

"That's the fourth time you did that...if you're looking for Red, he's not he-!" She gasped when she saw me, or rather, my twisted ankle. She immediatedly ran over, throwing Green into a wall and holding me in her arms.

"Honey, are you okay? Did your wild monkey of a cousin Green do this?"

"Umm, no. He was carrying me here to heal up."

"Oh." She said, us looking at the wall he crashed in. He had swirly eyes. We sweatdropped. Not sure if his head needs some brain damage. :/

"Ahh, he'll recover. So on a more important note, you rest up in Red's bed. You want me to let your Pokemon out, too?" I nodded. I would love to see those six right now. She carried me upstairs inside Red's bedroom. It has such a nice and refreshing smell to it. She must have been keeping this room clean while he was gone, wherever he is right now.

"Alright, just set you right here...and now to let them out..." She released them all out, and all of them nearly had a heart attack when they saw my sprained ankle. Shockingly, Glaceon was the first one to hop on the bed and inspect my ankle, worried deeply about it. Flareon and Jolteon a comedic exaggeration of dread while the other three sighed at their silliness, while still snickering. However, Glaceon was TOTALLY taking this seriously. I tickled his body with my foot of the good ankle.

"Don't worry, it'll be just fine! The chance of me still having this bad shit tomorrow, is the same chance of waking up to six totally hunky-lookin guys. It won't happen!" Though...I do wish a bunch of cute guys WERE here right now! D: Anyways, I'm tired, and I've had a long day. "Hagh..." The six gathered down on the floor. Jolteon and Flareon looked like they wanted to join me up here, but with Glaceon watching them like a hawk, I don't think they had the balls to try. I wouldn't, either.

...

Whispers, whispers, whispers...that's all I'm hearing along with the sounds of birds, a sign of the new morning. Maybe it's the TV? Nah, I don't remember turning it on. As I slowly woke up, one of the other strange things was that my ankle felt completely healed when I tried moving it! "W-Wah..." Still being half-asleep, I smiled like a doofus at my foot. Then I looked down to see how the guys are doing, but instead...a whole lot of feet? Huh?

"Err, up heeere!" That voice, I've never heard that voice before. Who in the...As I was slowly and slowly waking up more, my eyes shot up so wide, my mouth opening so far, and my tongue sticking out so much, I looked like the average comedic expression off of one piece.


Gah hah hah, what did she see? Certainly, it doesn't have to do with the fact of the chances of blah, blah, blah that she said, right? ;) Hope it's interesting, cause there's more to come. See ya!