There once was a nanny her name was Fran Fine
She always claimed she was twenty-nine
Then there's Maxwell he came from England
He produced Broadway plays but once had a band
And don't forget Niles eavesdropping was his game
He was supper funny but we never knew his last name
Of course Maxwell's business partner her name was CC
She loved Maxwell or so it seemed
Maxwell had kids only three
Maggie Brighton and little Gracie
Fran's family was always running about
Especially through the Sheffield's Kitchen
Maybe they thought it was takeout
The show had several seasons about six
Sometimes Fran would call Max a cold British fish
Fran had style she had flair
And CC once caught Niles dancing in his underwear
Max had a gray streak on top of his head
Oh yeah Fran and Max once slept in the same bed
The man who carried the feather duster
Had stunning blue eyes
His name was Niles
And he could bake pies
Fran and Niles were mean to CC
They made fun her and once let her drink pee
CC was not kind either
She went to "the place"
Once she said I can't imagine anything scarier
And Niles showed her, her face
Yetta was Fran's grandma Sylvia was her mother
Morty was her father, she had no brother
Val was her friend she wasn't very smart
But we all knew that she had a big heart
And don't forget Chester the famous dog of all
He hated CC but loved Fran
Oh did I tell you when Fran was in trouble
Max would chase her down the hall
They had three great weddings
Before the show ended
They were Fran Max Niles CC
And even Maggie's
I laughed and I cried
As my favorite TV show
Said their
Goodbyes
It was so sad to see them leave
They were like old friends
Buts it's like they say
All good things must come to an end
