Deceiving the Un-deceivable

House is even more irritating when one lives with him. I do not recommend it.

I had only been staying with him a few days when I tired of finding my lunch devoured by my host before I even had time to look forward to it.

I knew that if I made him his own food, he would never eat it. How degrading to have someone cook for you. So I hid my food and left notes on the extra food.

A post-it clearly specifying that 'my' lunch was off limits would certainly be ignored.

Let him have his moments.

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A/N: Un-deceivable is not a word, I realize this. And yet there seems to be no one word to replace it in the English language…unless, of course, I just haven't thought of it. If anyone can point me in the right direction, please please let me know. My first House fic. Hope you House fans out there enjoyed!