A John Cena and Maria love story
Maria was getting ready for her match against the crazy Mickie James. She knew Mickie was a good wrestler. But Maria had an insider who knew all of Mickie's moves and when they were coming: Trish Stratus.
Today, Maria was going to train in the gym. Work out and all that jazz. She put her long, brown hair into a high messy bun. She then put on a white sports bra and dark blue shorts that says "I'm dumb...because you're with me" across the bum. Maria grabbed her cell phone, her pink ipod and head set, and a cold water bottle. She was on her way to the WWE faculty gym.
Mr. McMahon said that he wanted her to become in better shape. Of course, what Mr. McMahon says goes. She had listen to the boss.
Maria opened the door to the gym and she saw three people in there: Rob Conway who was staring at himself in the mirror, Shelton Benjamin working out while calling and talking to his mom, and the WWE champion, John Cena. Damn, he's fine, Maria thought to herself. If only he'd ever talk to her besides on tv. If only. He probably thinks I am as dumb as I appear to be on tv. Oh crap. He's looking at me. He's probably staring at the butt he slaps on tv. Let's get going Maria. Remember what Mr. McMahon said "God likes great bodies not good bodies." Maria then thought, oh wait he doesn't even like god...anyways.
Maria then looked at all of the dumbbells and then she turned around to see the WWE champion walking up to her.
He then said something to her.
John: Hey Maria, wow nice rack.
Maria: Excuse me?
John: Oh. I meant the weights.
Maria: Right.
John: So what' going on..why are you at the gym?
Maria: Vince wanted me to get in shape for my championship
match against Mickie James.
John: Good luck on that.
Maria: What are you doing here?
John: Well..I always have to have an awesome physique all the time.
Maria: You sure do.
John; What?
Maria: Oh (embarrassed) I meant that you have to stay in shape
a lot
John: What songs do you have in your ipod?
Maria: oh...Shakira, Jimmy Eat World, Beyonce, You
John: You have my songs in your ipod?
Maria: Yeah.. I especially love #2,6,13, and 17. I downloaded
them.
John: Really?
Maria: Yeah.
Maria: I really have to get ready for my match. I'll see you around.
And with that, she walked away. Maria wanted to keep him guessing.
Duh. Duh. Duh...what happens next?
Tune in next time
