DMP X Generic

DMP and Generic... these two are a perfect mix of autism and cancer..

Our story begins with one simple word... "TS?"

DMP was busy watching a spider lady getting fucked when he got the message from Lazer.

Fully erect he closed the porn and went on Teamspeak to meet up with all of his other friends.

Tom: HEY LOOK IT'S DMP!

Generic: Fuck you

LazerX7: Hi DMP

Jake: hi

DMP: Hi guys, what're we doin'?

Tom: CSS

Candy and Shkeli: *Insert idiotic whining here*

The group plays CSS for a couple hours and for some reason DMP's erect 8-incher won't go down.

Tom: Whelp guys, that was fun but i gotta *COUGH COUGH* h-head to bed..

Tom leaves

Candy: Fuck you guys, i'm gonna go play some CS:GO.

Candy leaves

Shkeli: same

Shkeli leaves

Jake leaves

This just leaves three people in the Teamspeak

Lazer, Generic, and DMP.

DMP was brb when everyone left

DMP comes back

DMP: Where the fuck did everyone go?

Generic: They left dumass.

Generic: Well, anyone wanna look up some Zuthar13 R34?

Lazer leaves

DMP: Shore

Generic and DMP go on and look at r34 until 2 AM.

DMP is erect as fuck by now.

Generic: Hey DMP

DMP: Yeah..?

Generic: This was a lot of fun, i had a great time.

DMP: Yeah, sa-

DMP shoots a load all over his computer