Signing into chat room BlitzyDeception

BlitzyDeception- hey sari, r u there?

Signing into chat room Troublemaker505

Troublemaker505- yeah i'm here. wats with the name? u like Blitzbrain or something?

BlitzyDeception- *shrugs* he is funny as hell, and he has a german accent, and is actually not bad looking.

Troublemaker505- ...-_-. Not bad looking? Eh, i guess.

BlitzyDeception- lol. better not let Bee hear you say that, he'll flip. And its not like it is THAT bad. At least its not like Megatronlover or Starscream'sgirl.

Troublemaker505- to true to true. so what are you up to?

BlitzyDeception- well let me see...i'm talking to u in a different dimension, i'm reading online stories, listening to music, and trying to decide whether or not to agree to a business merger or not. OH! and working on a scimatic for a knew fighter jet.

Troublemaker505- 0.o. Ummm...wow. thats ALOT of stuff to do at one time. Maybe i should get off.

BlitzyDeception- NO! I'm to bored to be left alone. U know what happened the last time i was bored...

Troublemaker505- unfortunatly.

BlitzyDeception- so wats on your end? u and bumblebee together yet or wat? Any news on the Decepticons or that idiot Starscream?

Troublemaker505- ...i guess you could say we're together. And unfortunatly, yes, the Decepticons are making appearences. Though, surprisingly not screamer. what do ya think he's up too?

BlitzyDeception- hmmm, i don't know but it can't be good. Maybe he is Megatron's prisoner?

Troublemaker505- now there IS a scary thought. I don't want to imagine what he could be doing to screamer. I mean, i know he's bad and stuff, but it's still wrong to torture somebody.

BlitzyDeception- yeah.

Signing into chat room Badass1

Badass1- hello people.

BlitzyDeception- ...hi.

Signing out of chat room Troublemaker505

Badass1- so...what is your real name?

BlitzyDeception- none of your damn business, Asshole.

Badass1- Uh, ITS Badass1 and it is WAY more superior than yours! Stupid human!

BlitzyDeception- Wait.. What? Human? ...Your actual name doesn't happen to be Thundercracker does it?

Badass1- HOW'D YOU KNOW!

BlitzyDeception- uhhh, the fact that you used 'superior' and 'human' kinda tipped you off.

Badass1- oh. well how did you know who i was?

BlitzyDeception- Ummm, goodbye.

Signing out of chat room BlitzyDeception.

Badass1- ...what'd i do?

Badass1- I know you're still reading what I am typing, fleshling.

Celestia growled at the computer screen and slammed it shut. "I shouldn't have responded to his question," I told myself flatly. "Optimus 'll kill me when he finds out." I paused my work and thought about that thought. A smirk creeped across my face. "Then again, I AM an experienced hacker and technician; so that page could just 'accidentally' erase itself."