A/N: Pain for the deserving. I'm challenging myself to only type this with dialogue. No other words. It's definitely not because I'm lazy. *looks away*
"You can't wax your eyebrows with duct tape! It would still leave behind hair! There's a reason they call it wax, you know!"
"It's possible! You definitely can wax your eyebrows with duct tape, you Neanderthal!"
"Psh. Just because you're a straight-A student doesn't mean that you know everything. I'm absolutely sure it's not possible."
"It definitely is! Then again, you probably wouldn't know anything about waxing. I mean, look at the size of your unibrow..."
"You know you like it, Princess."
"Stop calling me that!"
"Admit it; you think my unibrow is sexy. Actually, why don't you just admit that I'm the sexy one?"
"As if. Hey, wait a minute! Don't try to change the subject, Duncan! You know you're wrong about the waxing with duct tape thing. You know I'm right, so you're just switching the topic on me! Ha! As if I'm falling for that."
"Will you guys just shut up and admit you're madly in love with each other?"
"That's totally not true, Gwen!"
"But Courtney, you're blushing..."
"Hey, guys, if you guys want to test out your duct tape theory, I've got some here from the craft services tent."
"Ooh! Thanks, Chris! Fine. Let's test it out on you, Duncan."
"What? Why me? Why can't we test it out on you, Courtney?"
"Because I said so. Now get over here so I can wax your eyebrows with duct tape."
"Uh, actually, Princess, I think you're right, okay? Let's just call it a truce."
"Oh, too bad. Get over here."
"I think this is a really bad idea. No, stop. Don't get any closer. Princess? Princess! Courtney! Stop! Back off! Court-OWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
"Now, what did we learn today, Duncan Kingsley?"
"You can definitely wax your eyebrows with duct tape. Dude, half my unibrow is missing..."
A/N: Because you deserve it, Duncan.
