A/N: Hello everyone! This is Kiseki speaking! I'm a girl, a ninja-in- training, and I'm a fox demon! Doncha think foxes are cute? PERSONALLY, I think foxes are cute, but I ALWAYS thought dog-demons are WAY cuter! ^^

Kay: Hello, little sister. Blabbing again?

Kiseki: *glares at Kay* Shut UP, ya moron.

Kay: Ha. You are only jealous because I am stronger and older than you.

Kiseki: Whatever, Kay. Anyway, folks, that was Kay, my ANNOYING, older brother who just SEEMS to find out that I've been reading fanfics about my fave show Inuyasha, and NOW, I'm going to try writing myself! ^_^

Kay: I'm a ninja, that's my job to know what YOU'RE doing since I am older, stronger, and more formal than my little sister who swings a katana or any blade like a neanderthal.

Kiseki: Would ya just STOP criticizing me, Kay?!

Kay: *smirks* Only when hell freezes over, little sister.

Kiseki: Feh.

Kay: The show getting to ya, Kiseki?

Kiseki: Feh.

Kay: Knew it. *walks away*

Kiseki: *looks around to find that her older brother is GONE, GONE, GONE! ^^* Whew, I got him to get away!

Kay: *peeks his head in Kiseki's door* You wish, Kiseki.

Kiseki: Go away, Kay. Anyway, everyone, I'll have to continue my story now! First, though, I'd REALLY like to thank Sugi Komadori for this! After reading all 2 (and I'm waiting for the next chappie on the 3rd one) of her fics, I decided to write about Inu and Kag's kids! And I'm gonna torture them with the KIDS and also San/Mir, too. Just read the freakin' story! Tortures and TOTAL INSANE-NESS come in about Chappie 2 or 3! Anyways, I have to kill Kay or beat the shit out of him now, until the end of the story! ^_^
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Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, okay?! I mean, Rumiko Takahashi owns it! That lucky artist...feh...*pouts*

Kay: Poser.

Kiseki: Shut up!
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The Bad Things of Parenthood

By Kiseki the Ninja!
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It was an unusually beautiful day in Japan. The sun was out, but it wasn't really exactly hot, just kind of...sunny, you know? Cherry blossoms were blooming, and the day didn't even show any signs of rain or any sign of depression or sadness.

Well, everyone was happy and stuff, but, the Higurashi family on the OTHER hand...
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Japan, 2030 (A/N: Haven't really thought of the year. But just think its 2030, ok?), 7:00 AM

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Kagome Higurashi was a happy mother. She had four kids in all: a pair of 15-year-old twins (not identical), a 7-year-old boy, and a 2-year old girl. Life with her husband, Inuyasha, was truly just a blissful environment. And the other fact that her family had taken the whole fact that Inuyasha and herself were mates, all the while using the Shikon No Tama as a key to making her, her friends in Sengoku Jidai, and her family immortal so they won't die out on each other, was one of the reasons.

Of course, being a mother DID have its ups and downs. Like, having a 2-year- old, who just won't stop asking "why," to take care of, a 7-year-old who won't stop on being hyper, two 15-year-olds who just SEEM to keep on asking money, concert tickets, computers, and the works, were some of the downs. The ups, though, was the fact that they confide in them, and that they somehow listen to them, even though they won't show it. Now, what was happening right then, gave Kagome a snappy, and a headache-giving attitude.

"INUYASHA! GET YOUR DOGGY BUTT OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!" she screamed. She was getting used to the whole screaming thing, and Inuyasha's ears were starting to get used to it, too.

"COMING, KOISHII!!!" came Inuyasha's muffled reply. "NOW, INUYASHA!" she screamed. "I'M DOWN, I'M DOWN!!!!" came his reply. Two minutes later, Kagome was about to scream her freaking head off, all the while cussing, even though her kids weren't supposed to hear it, when Inuyasha finally came down, wearing a dark blue business suit, but his red button-up shirt wasn't closed from the fourth button and up. "What's the matter, koishii?" he asked, picking up his 2-year-old daughter, Aoyama (A/N: Okay, I wasn't able to think of any other name, so I chose that one. Aoyama is a character from Love Hina, I think..... I'm not quite sure...*taps her chin* Ah, well! ^_^0), and letting her play with his dog-ears, while he gave his wife a peck on the lips, "did the kids get to you after a whole 30 minutes alone with them?"

"You don't know how much, anata," Kagome replied, resting her elbow on the dinner table and letting her forehead rest on her hand, adding, "and I also think I have a headache now..." Inuyasha put his daughter down, who ran away, annoying the hell out of her older brother, Yukito, who was happily eating pancakes, bacon, sausage, and eggs her mother made for breakfast, and went over behind Kagome and rubbed her temples.

Kagome relaxed against his massage, but after a few minutes, started to hear some muffled shouting, complaints, and even more shouting and complaints all at the same time.

"YOU IDIOT! THAT'S KIMI, NOT MIMI!!!!"

"DADDY! YUKITO STOWE MY DOWWY!"

"STUPID, THAT BOY OVER THERE IS KEN, NOT BEN!"

"I DID NOT, AOYAMA!"

"DUMBASS! IT'S 67.045 NOT 0.876!!!"

"YES, YOU DID!"

"OH, I GET IT! YOU'RE A FREAKING GEEK THEN!!!!!"

"NO, I DIDN'T, YOU TATTLE-TALER!"

"I AM SOOO NOT ONE, SHIZUMA YOU *bleep!* *bleep!* *bleep!* *bleep!* MOTHER *bleep!* *bleep!* *bleep!* SMART *bleep!* *bleep* *bleep* *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!* of a *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!*!!!!!!!!!!!"

Inuyasha and Kagome gasped. "Nuh uh. Our Asuka did not just say that," they said in unison, looking at each other, added, "right?"

"YOU, *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!*!!!!!"

"HEY, YUKITO-NEE-CHAN! GUESS WHAT?! ASUKA-NII-CHAN AND SHIZUMA-NEE-CHAN SAID BAD WORDS!!!!"

"ASUKA!!! YOU ARE SOOOOO DEAD, YOU BITCH, IF YOU DON'T GIVE THAT BACK!!!!"

"DAD! WHAT'S A BITCH?! AND WHATS A FREAKING GEEK AND WHATS A DUMBASS?!"

Inuyasha and Kagome had had enough of all the shouting. And, to Kagome, all the cursing. Inuyasha was fine with the OLDER kids swearing, but then, he heard Yukito say "bitch," and, "freaking geek," and, "dumbass," so..."I think it's time for the grounding session, Kagome," he said, looking at her in the eyes seriously. Kagome nodded, and they proceeded up the stairs, across a hall, then another hall, and another hall, then glared at the two figures who were currently fighting over a sword, in a bedroom.

And that would be Kagome and Inuyasha's NOT identical twin teens, Shizuma and Asuka.

And boy, are they DEAD.
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Kiseki: Okay everyone! That was chappie one! Like I said, the insane-ness and the tortures will come out in chappie 2 or 3! Well, it'll be crazy from then on!

Kay: *comes in limping* You...bitch...I'll tell...on you...

Kiseki: *gasp* You're still alive?! I thought you'd be DEAD by now!

Kay: I'm full-demon, like YOU are, we get healed easily.

Kiseki: Why ME?! Anyway, MAYBE I'll let you in on a little "teaser" for the NEXT chapter so you'll read my story. *people stare at her* Okay, fine, I will.
Next Chapter: Punishment Overload. Both kids AND parents

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"What. The. Hell. Are. You. DOING. You. LECHER?!" Asuka screamed, whacking the poor guys head with her friend's rather large boomerang.

"I was just trying to- OW - tell you -OW- miss, that he's -OW!- he's been- OW!- HE'S BEEN AWAKENED!" he screamed the last part.

Asuka was in mid-hit when he said the last part of his sentence. Her eyes widened. "...what?"
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Kiseki: THERE! I did it! Here are the "questions". Who's been awakened? Who's the lecher Asuka keeps hitting? WHO is this "friend" that has a large boomerang? And, more importantly, WHAT is Asuka and Shizuma's punishment for screaming all those cuss words freely letting the YOUNGER, more naïve siblings hear it?

Tune in next time for "The Bad Things of Parenthood"!

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Kay: *is VERY swirly-eyed and dizzy after all those PLEASEs Kiseki said*...medic...please...ears...mommy...

Kiseki: Until next time, y'all!
Slashes and Swords,
Kiseki The Ninja