I AM IN COLLEGE! These exams are my A-level examainations at the end of my 2 years at college. After this, if i get the grades, which i should. I will go to University. lol, i hope people have got that. And no, im still revising, this is just made because its so short and easy to do, and it reminds people im not abandoning them.
The Assassin's Bible.
Also known as, Guidebook for killing, cut-throats almenac, and Killing people for dummies. Updated as I see fit, and quite randomly.
This shall follow a patern. Three entries, then some What if's.
Some entries may be from Children of the Night.
Entry 1 - A Good Plan Ensures a Good Job. A Bad Plan Ensures A Severe Headache and a Lack Of Certain Privileges. Breathing for Example.
Entry 2 - What to Do With People who Won't Die... Avoid Them, Or Better Yet Don't Be on the Opposite Side From Them. Good for all beings supernatural or just plain stubborn. In fact a wise assassin who wants to live should be everyone's ally. Or not be an assassin.
Entry 3 - An Assassin must make SOME ruckus. After all, how does one hire an Assassin if he is never heard? Many amatures make the mistake of remaining completely undetected, if you do so... how do people know to hire you? Think about it...
4 Ways to avoid being killed if you're an Assassin.
-Carry a gun.
-Look vulnerable
-Carry ANOTHER gun
-Try not to cower and close your eyes as you shoot...
4 Things not to do if you're a goon.
-Carry a gun
-SEE the assassin
-Intercept the Assassin
-Lean close to a wounded assassin, odds are s/he is not THAT wounded... (Kind of like a wounded wild animal, you wouldnt stick your face close to a lion, so why do it to an armed person?)
Handy Tips
Avoid open spaces
Avoid closed spaces
Avoid spaces
Do NOT develop an obsession for your partner or childhood friend, especially if s/he is a very dangerous assassin as well.
Avoid people with magenta hair, you'd think that would be a warning really... but noooo, i think ill trust the person with bright magenta hair? Geez...
What to do if:
My client betrays me; - Simple really, you complete the job, then kill the client, then steal all his money
People keep claiming me as a life long enemy after witnessing me kill his/her family; - You left survivors?
I keep feeling really guilty, and just HORRIBLE after i kill people...; - Multiple solutions, get a nicer job, OR develop a split personality which is a psyhopath, then you can control it and claim you are doing the world good. See Rurouni Kenshin for more details on controlling a murderous personality.
Every time I open the fridge a huge purple monster jumps out and attacks me; - Refrain from drinking alcohol and watching Barney the dinosaur at the same time.
Thats it for today. Any suggestions are welcomed.
