Author's Note: From a random converstion on Torchwood Writer's Union, came the idea of Torchwood as Pokemon battles. Crack ensued and ate me.


For many years now, the Earth has faced threats from mysterious beings not of this world.

Time and again, these beings have been repulsed, and the Earth has been saved

As the threat grows ever greater, greater defences must be devised

In Cardiff, the threats come from a rift in time and space, through which aliens arrive in our beautiful city

You, TORCHWOOD, are the city's last defence in the Twenty First Century. Defend it well

You have a team to help you, and you can catch more team members to aid your quest.

Your team:

CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS

CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS is the leader of the team. He is immortal and has advanced pheromones to make his flirtatious attacks more powerful. Very little scares him, but he can be distracted by attractive enemies or allies

Special Attacks: WEBLEY. GLARE. FLIRT. CHARM

Weaknesses: EXTERMINATE

Special Abilities: IMMORTALITY. FUTURISTIC KNOWLEDGE

SUSIE COSTELLO

SUSIE COSTELLO is the second in command. She specialises in using the RISEN MITTEN which can bring people back to life for a short period.

Key Attacks: GUN. RETCON. INTELLIGENCE

Weaknesses: OBSESSION

Special Abilities: RISEN MITTEN

OWEN HARPER

OWEN HARPER is TORCHWOOD's medical officer. His HEAL abilities will come in useful after MISSIONS

Key Attacks: GUN. SARCASM. PUNCH

Weaknesses: HUMOUR. FLIRT

Special Abilities: HEAL

TOSHIKO SATO

TOSHIKO SATO is the technological expert. Her COMPUTER GENIUS will help you to find and conceal information

Key Attacks: GUN. SMILE SWEETLY

Weaknesses: MANIPULATE

Special Abilities: COMPUTER GENIUS

IANTO JONES

IANTO JONES is your backup man. He can turn his hand to anything, and is especially useful in the ARCHIVES and at COVERUP

Key Attacks: COFFEE. POLITENESS. RETCON

Weaknesses: MANIPULATE

Special Abilities: ARCHIVE. KNOWLEDGE

Good Luck TORCHWOOD.