Inside the Series: Naruto

You know the drill. I own none of the characters I torture. I'll do the Rookie 9, Kakashi, Gai, the Sand Trio, and Gai's team.

Naruto: Part I


Uzumaki Naruto is a ninja from Konohagakure, which has something to do with villages and leaves and stuff like that. Naruto is known to be loud, obnoxious, and kinda stupid. In spite of all that, he still calls himself a ninja. Go figure. I don't define the words, I just look them up in the dictionary. Here's the interview.

"Good evening, folks," said Charles. "You know that I am Charles Tolle, and we are here on Inside the Series with Naruto from Naruto. Welcome."

"Yeah," said Naruto. "Look, I'm just here because I was trying to win a bet, so don't keep me here."

"Okay," said Charles. "So, you are the star of the show."

"Yeah, I know."

"So, what's life like in the village? Are you really an outcast in life as well as on the show?"

"Yes."

"Dear me, this may be a touching story."

"Everyone stays away from me because I have AIDS. Nobody hates me."

"Okay, but AIDS is spread through liquids."

"That's standard AIDS. I have the kind that's mutated so that you can spread it through breathing."

"Wait a minute, I saw you in that sex tape. They won't let you audition in this country if you have AIDS."

"Charles, it's amazing what favors you can have when you're friends with a vampire."

"Naruto, I happen to know you have no friends."

"SHUT UP!" Naruto stood up. "I do have friends! And I'm going to prove it to you! Next episode! You'll see! Believe it!"

"Wow, he really does say that a lot," said Charles. "That's all for today, tune in next time for something with Neji."


All right, as soon as I can think of something funnier, you'll see it.