This is my first fan fiction. Because I've never written one before, I took the safe road and just made it a one shot. I know it starts out strange, but please read it all the way through! There's a reason why it starts off that way! Please review and tell me what you think. smile

Disclaimer: This is purely fan made, for I don't own the story or any of the characters.

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Lord Uzumaki the Great

"U-ZU-MA-KI!" shouted Naruto as he kicked Sasuke up into the air. "Naruto barrage!"

He jumped up into the sky after Sasuke and brought down his leg with all the strength he could muster, hitting Sasuke in the gut as he went flying down and slammed into the ground.

"And now," Naruto said, "to finish you off…!" Naruto ran at Sasuke, fist ready for the final punch, when all the sudden a cry broke the intense atmosphere.

"Stop!" Sasuke cried. "I beg for mercy! Please don't hurt me any more! You truly are far more strong, smart, fast, and super-cool than a stupid hypocrite such as me! Please, leave me be, Lord Uzumaki the Great!"

Naruto stood proudly over his fallen comrade in triumph, and said, "Keh, heh! Of course! You've finally realized that I'm stronger than you, Sasuke!"

Suddenly, a beautiful young lady appeared across the meadow, pink hair blowing in the wind. She wore a golden tiara enlaced with rubies, and a long flowing red gown that sparkled in the moonlight.

"Naru-chan!" She sang through rosy red lips. "Oh, Naru-chan! You have defeated that awful man and rescued me from his evil clutches."

"Oy, Sakura-chan!" Naruto sang back. He waved his arm towards her, beckoning her over.

"Naruto," continued Sakura, blushing vigorously. "After seeing you pummel Sasuke-kun into such a state, I have realized that it is not Sasuke I love, but you!"

Sakura ran towards Naruto, as he ran towards her. They ran towards each other the way lovers run towards each other in soap operas. "Naru-chan…!" Sakura called to him.

"Sakura-chan!" Naruto called back.

Just then, a sudden slam on the back of Naruto's head interrupted his moment with Sakura. His eyes snapped opened from the shock as he jumped out of his seat yelling, "OOOWWW!!! WHAT'S GOING ON…?!" He looked up teary-eyed at a steaming Sakura. "S-Sakura-chan…?"

Naruto's words were cut off by a bloody punch that flung him across the room. "NARUTOOO!!!" she yelled in fury. "You're a disgusting little ingrate!!!" Sakura punched him again before storming out of the room like the devil without coffee, and slammed the door behind her with all her might.

"What's going on…?" Naruto asked again. "Why is Sakura-chan so…?" He looked up at Sasuke for answers.

Sasuke just smirked and said, "You're a dunce," and then followed Sakura out of the room.

Naruto was more confused than ever, and turned towards his last hope, Kakashi. But Kakashi, too, just smiled and said, "You really shouldn't talk in your sleep." And then he made a hand symbol and disappeared.

'Wha…?' Naruto thought. 'Talk…sleep…huh…?!'

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Yay! I'm done! sweat So, what do you think? It was pretty good for my first fan fiction, right (not really)? I apologize if it was too confusing! (I just had someone read it and they couldn't understand what was going on).