A/N: Let's get it over with. I am somehow disclaiming this very wonderful anime because it's not mine. I don't want to own it. That would be ridiculous.
There was these days when Tamaki would irritate the hell out of Kyoya.
That day was today, the blonde idiot came prancing about Kyoya's bed jumping up and down causing the hapless raven-hair to groan in annoyance.
And as the good friend he ought to be, he tried to humanely wake up.
But like the usual Ootori Kyoya he was, He looked as if he could slaughter a certain someone right there and then.
But of course he had to hold his temper. He still had a bit of sanity left anyway.
..want?" He said coolly as he gritted his teeth.
Tamaki sensed the mistake he just made but brushed it off. Today was a very special day. No backing out!
"Go take a shower and get dressed, I'll tell you my intentions afterward."
Kyoya, obviously obliged by the blonde's request, stood up huskily from the comfort of his oh so soft bed.
A moment after he had gone off to fix himself, he spotted Tamaki playing their piano.
"Thank goodness no one's around"
He said under his breath, if he had another tear fiasco in their abode, he would commit suicide.
Hesitant to bother the boy playing the piano, he struggle out a few words before falling into a delusion,
"Uh, Tamaki… and you're purpose of coming was?"
Tamaki lifted his head from the keys to his lifetime best friend,
"WAAAAH!" Tamaki charged at him with a big hug,
"Come and sit" He gestured towards the seat and what could Kyoya do anyway? He already was stuck to this situation, might as well get on with it.
"Close you eyes" Kyoya was stiffened; Tamaki would not kiss him right? That would be completely absurd! His imagination was dangerously drifting off.
"W-why, may I ask must I do such lunatic action?" Kyoya tried to sound composed, but he failed.
"Lunatic?" Tamaki looked up at him with utter confusion. "I was only asking you to close your eyes"
Kyoya was in a lockdown, he just compelled to the boys order and closed his eyes, he felt someone reach for his hand and put something that seemed to be a… box?
"….."
"Open it"
"What?"
He could only utter a word
"Just open it"
"Why…?"
"Cause it's my gift silly! You're supposed to open it!"
He drew a deep breath and said, "No, I mean… why do I have a gift?"
"Because" Tamaki sounded more matter-of-factly, "it's your special day!"
He scooted close to Kyoya and gave him a big bear hug,
"HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY OKAASAN!"
Kyoya's eye twitched.
"Hey do you think tono's dead by now?" Hikaru turned to the busy Kaoru playing with his video game both of them having a deadpan expression.
"Dunno"
"I already told him Kyoya-sempai's not going to like this, I've warned him, yet, he won't listen" Haruhi subjected as she gave Mitsukuni a slice of cake.
"I just hope Tama-chan can get here all in one piece"
The lolishota said as he ate his precious sweets.
SILENCE
"By the way… what was the gift?"
Kyoya opened the box, and the anger he was holding in seemed to have grown far worst.
His eye twitched; then turned to give gave a death glare to the certain blonde
"I will most definitely kill you"
"But don't you like it? Now we have matching sweaters!"
Kyoya drew his attention to the pink sweater with a face of a pig bulging on the front and the sentence Embroidered "BUDDIES FOR LIFE" at the back And to Tamaki who was wearing a blue one but this time his was a cow but the same thing was embroidered in the back.
"Of course mine is blue because I'm the daddy, and yours is pink because you're the mommy"
Kyoya took a tight grip to the cloth, "I will tear you to a million pieces and have you fed to the piranhas back at the Amazon"
And with that, Tamaki knew he should've just listened to Haruhi.
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