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Ch 1 The Chamber of Secrets
We went to the girl's bathroom to look for Moaning Myrtle. When we arrived, we found her singing to herself.
'Do, do, do, do... huh? What do you want?' she asked.
'To learn how to throw books at you.' Harry replied.
'Oh, that's easy, just take a book, any kind, swing an arm and let go of the book, it will fly through me it you are good. Five points if it goes through my stomach, ten points if it goes through my head. Anything else?' she asked.
'Wicked! How do we get into the freaking chamber!' I yelled.
'Oh, Harry, you just say OPEN UP in parseltougue, it'll sound like this, "Hesh-sha-ha-sa".'
'Thanks Myrtle.' said Harry. Harry said that hissing word and the chamber opened. We jumped down and screamed like crazy. Then finally, we reached the bottom, we fell into a pile of bobbing green thing.
'Uh-oh, don't tell me it's-' I said.
'Devil's Snare!' yelled Harry.
'Wicked!'
'Just relax!' said Harry.
'Where's Hermione when you need her.' I said.
Then all of a sudden, it died. We walked down some stairs and suddenly, we were in a room. In the middle of the room stood-
Ch 1 The Chamber of Secrets
We went to the girl's bathroom to look for Moaning Myrtle. When we arrived, we found her singing to herself.
'Do, do, do, do... huh? What do you want?' she asked.
'To learn how to throw books at you.' Harry replied.
'Oh, that's easy, just take a book, any kind, swing an arm and let go of the book, it will fly through me it you are good. Five points if it goes through my stomach, ten points if it goes through my head. Anything else?' she asked.
'Wicked! How do we get into the freaking chamber!' I yelled.
'Oh, Harry, you just say OPEN UP in parseltougue, it'll sound like this, "Hesh-sha-ha-sa".'
'Thanks Myrtle.' said Harry. Harry said that hissing word and the chamber opened. We jumped down and screamed like crazy. Then finally, we reached the bottom, we fell into a pile of bobbing green thing.
'Uh-oh, don't tell me it's-' I said.
'Devil's Snare!' yelled Harry.
'Wicked!'
'Just relax!' said Harry.
'Where's Hermione when you need her.' I said.
Then all of a sudden, it died. We walked down some stairs and suddenly, we were in a room. In the middle of the room stood-
