Disclaimer: I don't own Victorous


"West," Tori said, "We need to talk"

"What Vega," Jade asked, "I don't have time to talk right now so make it quick"

"I think," Tori said, "That we should be friends"

"Like that's gonna happen," Jade said

"Come on. Can't you at least tell me why you're mad at me"

"YOU KISSED MY BOYFRIEND ON YOUR SECOND DAY OF HOLLYWOOD ARTS!"

"Um... Jade you have heard of acting haven't you?"

"You tried to steel Beck from me," Jade said angrily.

"Steel him fro- I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HIM. Why would I try to steel him from you"

"I don't know," Jade said, "But you kissed him. How can I be friends with you? I can't even trust you"

"I kissed him because I thought you needed to be punished for pouring coffee over my head. But this guy worships the ground you walk on. There's no way I could steel him from you even if I wanted to"

"SEE," Jade said sniffling, "You just admitted you were trying to steel him"

"I did not admit I want to steel him because I don't want to steel him. He's all yours. Besides..."

"Besides what," Jade asked half annoyed half curious

"No," Tori said, "I can't tell you yet. Maybe in a few days-"

Jade shoved Tori into the wall with a look CHALLENGING anyone to CHALLENGE her.

"Get off of me," Tori said.

"NOT UNTIL YOU TELL ME! I WANT TO KNOW NOW- NOT IN A FEW DAYS"

"Just be patient," Tori said, "I'll tell you soon"

"You have until the time I count to ten," Jade said, "or I swear you'll regret it"

"But-"

"10, 9, 8-"

"FINE," Tori said, "I'll tell you"

"I thought you might see it my way Vega"

"I'll tell you in a few days," Tori said.

"Vega tell me now or my foot goes up your head!"

"How about I just tell you now," Tori suggested

"Good idea," Jade said

Tori mumbled something.

"WHAT was that Vega"

"I said the kiss wasn't real. It was a stage kiss"