You'll be The Death of My Sanity
Chapter 1: Letters and owl droppings
(harry for some reason is allowed to do magic out side of school, this happens after order of the phoenix except for the fact that Sirius is not dead does not follow story pattern and things might be different then they should be after the order of the phoenix)
So it was like this I woke up this morning in my extremely small room (by that I mean Dudleys old spare room) and I was feeling extremely bored and I still had three weeks left at the Dursleys, during my stay so far I hadn't received a single letter from the other two thirds of he golden trio not that I actually cared I had secretively disowned them as friends just before the holidays after finding out that they were being paid by Dumbledore (that stupid old git) to be my friends thankfully enough they hadn't know that I found this out. But on the plus side I met a very powerful vampire her name was Snake she was one of the ancients the truly immortal, she ended up turning me, and because she was an extremely powerful one I am still able to go into the sun but I do look a lot different then before. Oh and the most interesting thing was this letter I received from Luna, she suggested that I join Voldie and take over the world so I decided to do exactly that, I started by sending him a letter.
Dear Snake Face,
I would like to inform you that I am now a vampire, a met an extremely powerful vampire named Snake who decided to turn me and I now have turned from the light side and have become pure evil. This morning one of my close friends suggested that I join forces with you and take over the world.
I would like to meet you somewhere to discus this further. There should be some kind of password or code as you may not recognize me as I have changed quite a bit since I was turned.
Respond soon
The Not So Golden Boy
Not to long after I sent the letter a black owl swooped through my window (for some unknown reason one day my owl suddenly turned from pure white to pure black) I was surprised to receive a reply at all and so soon. A rolled up letter was tied to her leg when I removed it I noticed it had a serpent like seal around it. I went to examine it when I noticed a note attached the letter it read
TO OPEN SPEAK YOUR NAME IN PARCLEMOUTH so I did.
The serpent slowly unwound from the letter and then wound it's self around my wrist, the serpent was silver and it had Rubies for eyes it reminded me of the basilisk that I fought (I now regret killing the poor thing), I continued to just stare at it for a moment and then turned my attention to the letter, I opened it the writing reminded me of old English script so neat but so hard to read, the letter read
To my archenemies, The Boy Who Won't Bloody Die
First I want to get this strait I am not a stinking snake face so don't call me that, I am currently in my 21 year old body so take that wonder boy.
Anyway I got a bit sidetracked there, so you're a vampire now how fascinating. Hmmmm…I had a thought I wonder if this vampire Snake who helped me with the ritual for my transformation. Oh so you have suddenly turned evil that is unexpected.
Hmmm… I'll arrange a meeting after you explain why you turned evil.
Oh and tell your owl to do her business somewhere that isn't in my mansion otherwise I'm going to hex it into oblivion.
Reply ASAP
Your Lord and Master (aka me)
P.S. The snake is a communication device say 'talk' in parceltounge and then speak but it only works if you speak in parceltounge so no one can understand you.
I again examined the serpent on my wrist and then I started to smirk from some information I had received from Severus, Voldie always has his Death Eater meetings at this time of night. So I decided to give Voldie I activated the snake nothing happened for a couple of seconds then it started to burn and it continued to burn until I could barely stand it I did everything to try and get it off but it wouldn't come off then it suddenly stopped. A few seconds later a note appeared on my table it read.
Sorry did I forget to mention that if you activate it with the intention of annoying me it will start to burn and it won't stop until u can barely stand the pain.
Voldie that git
