'How did this happen?' A mortified Izuku thought as the rest of the class stared at him with varying degrees of shock (Uraraka, Iida and Tsuyu), admiration (Kaminari), and horror/envy (Bakugo and Mineta).

Izuku was on his back stuttering and thinking of what to say about the woman currently cuddling into him as if her life depended on it. She had dark black hair that went to the small of her back and a figure that could only be described as the perfect mix of Midnight and Mt. Lady. Her skin was a pale milky white that was flawless enough to be the envy of any supermodel.

"I'm ssooooowwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee~ *sob* Iwuuuve you Izuku-u-uuuu~! I promise I can be better just don't leave meeee~!"

There being a girl on top of him wailing and crying her eyes out would have been embarrassing enough that he contemplated dying right then and there on its own, but aggravating the matter was that she was stark naked with her perfect rear in full view of all of 1-A.


(Just prior)

When they heard loud noises coming from the janitor's closet from the hallway, most of Class 1-A had expected something like finding a fallen student who had knocked something over. Being the good Samaritan that he was Iida Tenya immediately ran over to help, only to open the door to a sight that first made him freeze, and then scream in abject shock, "Izuku what the fuck are you doing and who is this girl?!"

This reaction caused everyone to congregate at the closet door to see what could get the straight-laced Iida to swear like Bakugo, and everyone was shocked to see what looked like the local cinnamon bun breaking up with a nude twenty-something year old bombshell.


(Back to the present)

Izuku stared at his friends.

Iida, Uraraka, Tsuyu, and Shoto stared at Izuku (as best they could).

Mineta and Kaminari stared with laser-focus at Kiri's butt.

And Bakugo just turned around and walked away...

before falling over in a dead faint not making it five steps.

"What is all this noi-" Aizawa stopped short when he saw what everyone else saw. He stared for a minute, trying not to focus on the shapely rear swaying in front of him and got ready to close the door and walk to the principal's office to- did she just promise to be a better little sister?!


"I-I-I I can be a better imouto Izuku, just give me another ch-chance~! I love you Onii-chan!"

At this proclamation everyone finally exploded.

"DEKU HOW COULD YOU, WHAT IS THIS?!"

"MIDORIYA-SAN WHAT PERVERTED THINGS HAVE YOU DONE TO THIS WOMAN?!"

"GGGGGGggrhknidfSDVKOTHJSHOWYOUSONOFABITCH?!"*frothes at the mouth*

"TEACH ME! TEACH ME YOUR WAYS IZUKU_SAMA! I BEG YOU!"

"MIDORIYA TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE NOW, AND SOMEONE GET THIS WOMAN SOME CLOTHES?!"

Izuku, after turning into a boiled tomato, finally reached the point of being so embarrassed he circled back into apathy. Pushing Kiri off of himself he stood up and a familiar lightning began to envelope his right arm. "Screw it, a broken arm is worth ending this," so he wound up a punch, and let loose at 100%.