Important Notes:: This is my first MR fic - so sorry if it stinks.
Disclaimer:: Do I look like I own Maximum Ride? Only James Patterson could ever come up with something so brilliant.
A Little Green-Eyed Monster?
I was so not jealous.
Because I do not get jealous.
So, yeah, ok, every now and then I envy things other people have – videogames, cute shoes, parents, houses, food. But that's perfectly understandable, considering the whole "mutant freak" thing.
But to be jealous of her? Pssh, yeah, right!
...So why do I feel the urge to rip that sickly sweet smile off the little Red Haired Wonder's face?
Seriously, how does Fang put up with that innocent perkiness all the time? He should be climbing the walls by now, screaming for ear plugs and a bat to keep her away with! He doesn't even show that kind of patience with me.
Where's an Eraser when you need one? I could really use some hairy wolf butt to kick right about now.
Now he's getting her a drink. Talk about laying it on thick. Disgusting.
Just looking at her sparkling, oh-don't-I-look-cute-and-vulnerable expression makes me want to barf. Yeah, you're vulnerable. I could snap you in half like a toothpick.
Flipping my hair so that it hid my face, I strolled casually across the fast food restaurant toward the Red Haired Wonder's table, adding a little uncharacteristic swagger to my walk. 'Cause I'm all about the stealth like that.
I was careful to time the ger when I should have swaged, bumping the table at the specific angle required to, oh, let's say, knock one heaping large (large enough for two, sweetly enough) plate of greasy, ketchup-y fries into someone's lap. Someone with long red hair.
Ignoring the scream of disgust, I kept going out the conveniently placed door (every booth should have a door two feet away – it really adds to the atmosphere) and down the block, until I was far enough away from human population to spread my wings and take off.
See? I so do not get jealous.
Randome Notes:: Very short, drabble-ish fic. I was inspired, and it just sort of wrote itself. So if it's horrible, blame my faulty autopilot.
...FAXNESS!!! I am a devoted Fax! fan. Not so much Niggy, or any other flock pairing, really. Thanks for reading, and review (if you want to n.n)
- Del
