A/N: So here is another random one shot I wrote when I was supposed to be writing on my NaNoWriMo novel... ^_^ Hope you enjoy my randomness
STRIP BASEBALL
"Hey, babe?" Emmett Cullen asked, sitting on the couch next to Rosalie. She glanced away from the T.V. and looked at him.
"Yeah?" She replied warily, noting the mischievous look on her husband's face.
"I've been thinking…"
"Oh, God," She said. "What about?"
"Strip Baseball," he said, a grin slowly spreading across his face.
"Strip Baseball?" Rose repeated, raising her eyebrows. "What the hell is that??"
"Exactly what you think it is," he answered. "We have a team of guys and a team of girls. If the guys get a point, the girl he is matched up with must shed an article of clothing. You know… A hat, a glove… a blouse…" She smacked his arm, making him laugh.
"I'm guessing you came up with this game?" she asked him, folding her arms across her chest.
"Naturally," he replied. "And Jazz and Ed are all for it too!"
"Of course they are," she sneered.
"Come on, Babe!" Emmett cried. "Don't be that way!" He began to massage her shoulders, turning her into a marshmallow. "You know you wanna play, Rosie… Don't be such a prude…"
"I'm not!" she cried defensively, then sighed. "Alright, fine. I'll play." Emmett pumped his fists in the air, before kissing her.
"You won't regret it," he said, smiling.
"Whatever," She snapped. "Just go get ready."
"Yes ma'am!" He saluted obnoxiously before running upstairs to their room. Rose rolled her eyes, before getting up and doing the same.
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Twenty minutes later, all three couples were downstairs ready to leave. The girls had layers upon layers of clothing on to ensure that no humiliation was necessary in their husbands' silly little game. All three boys were dressed rather light, wearing smug looks on their faces; all of them so sure that they were going to win.
"Let's go!" Emmett cried, holding one baseball bat, and one ball. He ran out of the house, and into the woods, the rest following shortly after.
"I bat first," he said when they reached the clearing they played their games in, grinning widely at Rose, tossing her the baseball. "Prepare to lose some clothing." Rose returned her grin, but her eyes said nothing but You Wish as she took the stance for pitching.
Three powerful pitches later, and Emmett was confusedly taking off his hat, his shoes, and his socks. How on Earth had Rose gotten so good at this? No matter. There was no way the boys were going to lose at this game.
Not twenty minutes later were all three men standing in only their boxers, Emmett glaring at Rose as his brothers practically rolled on the ground laughing and pointing at the pink bears that were sewn into his boxers.
Rosalie smirked at her husband.
"I'm glad you wore your Christmas present, Baby," she said, throwing the ball to him. He caught it, swearing, as the three girls took off running for the woods, their laughter bouncing off the tall trees, and echoing back to him.
A/N: So there you have it. Gah, i swear I'm writing more fanfiction than my novel. lol You see what NaNoWriMo has done to me...REVIEW PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!
