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THE REASON MAGES WEAR BARRIER JACKETS
PART 1- NANOHA
One day, Nanoha Takamachi was walking home from school when a black cat came towards her. "Hello Kitty-san." The redhead said as her hand went to pet it. However as her hand drew near, the cat opened its mouth, revealing huge, razor-sharp teeth as they sank into the girl's hand. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Nanoha screamed as a divine buster fired from her mouth going who knows where.
Elsewhere, Asuka Langley Soryu was close to getting killed by the hands of the mass-produced Evangelions when Rom Stoll appeared. "Wait!" He yelled, getting the attention of the MP Evas. "When everything seems darkest, the tide of battle can turn in an instant, and that's what's known as "divine intervention!" As if on cue, a pink beam of light came crashing down, blasting the enemies to oblivion. All of the giant robot pilots looked on in confusion, wondering what just happened. "Wow, I guess divine intervention really does exist." Koji Kabuto said as the team celebrated their victory, thankful of the unknown goddess that saved them. (They know it's a goddess because the beam is pink.)
"Nanoha, are you aright?" Yuuno asked the redhead. "I'm okay, but what was that?" The nine year-old asked. "That was the reason Barrier Jackets were created." The ferret answered. "Really, that was the reason?" "Yeah, pretty much." Yuuno stated.
PART 2- FATE
Fate Testarossa was on her way home when she saw Yuuno and her best friend, Nanoha Takamachi, laying on the ground in pain. "Nanoha! What happened! The blonde mage said as she ran towards the blue-eyed girl. "That's a deep bite mark. What in the heck did you fight Nanoha, an alligator?" Fate asked as Nanoha saw a familiar feline behind the blonde's leg. "Fate-chan, behind you! The redhead warned her friend, but it was too late as the black cat bit deep in to red-eyed girl's leg. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Fate screamed as a Thunder Smasher was fired from her mouth going who knows where?
In a galaxy far, far away, Yoda was downed by Palpatine's Force Lightning. "At last, the Jedi are no more." The Sith Lord stated as the aged Jedi got back up. "Not if anything to say about…" Yoda was unable to finish his sentence as a huge beam of lightning came crashing down though the ceiling. "What!" The chancellor gasped as the blast of electricity struck him. Yoda walked toward the burnt sith. "A bitch, karma is. Shock, you wa." The green Jedi said before escaping as clone troopers drew near.
Back on Earth, Fate was on the ground, holding her leg in pain. "I thought cats were supposed to… Ow!.. Be domestic creatures?" The blonde said. "Maybe it's… Ow!.. not a cat." Nanoha answered. "You're probably right, because last I checked, cats didn't have huge, razor-sharp teeth. Yuuno added. As Yuuno looked on helplessly at the two downed mages, from a distance, the black cat was walking away with a huge grin on its face.
A/S: I got the idea from the anime, Nichijou where the main characters started shooting beams from their mouths when in extreme pain. Nanoha just unknowingly ended The End of Evangelion event on SRW MX. Looks like Palpatine learned an important lesson about karma. Yoda made a shout out to Fist of the North Star's opening theme, Ai o Torimodose. I do plan on making more chapters with the other Nanoha characters in similar situations, so give it a review and tell me what villains from any other series you would like to see get unintentionally destroyed.
