Title: Of Intercoms And Blowjobs
By: Cheyne Thunderfoote
Pairing: Toshiro x Karin
Warning: Language, Beyond OOC-ness
Summary: Toshiro and Karin just came back home from a date. What would cause Toshiro's face to turn red and run away into the night?
Toshiro Hitsugaya just walked Karin Kurosaki home from their date. It was late at night and everyone in the Kurosaki household was sound asleep. Toshiro leaned down to kiss the raven goodnight but he was feeling a little horny. Karin always made him feel like that but tonight it was particularly bad. He leaned back a little with an air of confidence and pressed his hand against the side of the wall.
"Karin, would you give me a blowjob?" he asked with a smile. Karin got a horrified look on her face.
"Are you insane? My dad will see us!" she cried.
"Oh come on. No one's gonna see us at this hour," Toshiro reasoned. Karin shook her head.
"No. Please! Can you imagine if we get caught?" she yelped. Toshiro leaned in a little closer, never taking his hand off the wall.
"Oh come on! There's nobody around! They're all sleeping!" the white haired teen tried.
"No way! It's just to risky!" Karin stated.
"Oh PLEASE! I love you sooo much!" Toshiro pleaded.
"No, no and no! I just can't!" Karin continued to refuse. At this point Toshiro was growing desperate.
"I beg you…," he started to say but was cut off by the lights turning on downstairs. The front door opened and a sleepy Yuzu in her pajamas and her hair all disheveled, stood in the doorway.
"Dad says to go ahead and give him a blowjob. Or I can do it," she said in a sleepy voice. "Or if need be Ichigo can do it."
"Huh?" Karin said in confusion.
"But for Kami's sake, tell him to take his hand off the intercom so we can go back to sleep!" Yuzu continued. Toshiro's face turned bright red and he yanked his hand back away from the wall like it was on fire. He flicked his eyes to meet Karin's gaze as his face turned bright red.
"I…uh…guess I don't need the blowjob after all," he managed to get out. "Good night, Karin." Karin and Yuzu watched as the white haired teen turned and fled down the street, disappearing into the darkness. Shaking their heads, the sisters went into the house and shut the door behind them.
A/N: This fic I blame totally on my friend Kerri-berri. She sent me a text with this joke and it popped into my head as a funny mishap between two teens on a date. I apologize in advance for this! Anyway let me know what ya think. Please Read and Review! As always, any flames will be used to roast the marshmallows for my s'mores!
