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Chris: Welcome to Total Drama Golden! This is the greatest new reality TV show! This season will take 20 campers and pit them against each other and then to be judged by their fellow campers in the dreaded marshmallow ceremony. The campers are as follows: Owen, Duncan, Courtney, Leshawna, Beth, Lindsay, Harold, Cody, Heather, Bridgette, Geoff, Gwen, Sierra, Justin, Noah, and Trent!

Courtney: Chris... that was only 16...

Chris: Shush! We will have 4 new campers! First: Haley!

A girl walks onto the dock wearing an anime shirt, holding a laptop in one hand and a pen in the other.

Haley: Good day to you all. I hope you didn't come with high hopes.

Confessionals:

Courtney: Hello Mrs. Confidence.

Harold: I may have to give her the 'Courtney Treatment'

Owen: I wonder how much she eats.

Confessionals end here

Chris: Next is Aaron!

A boy walks off the boat, wearing a trench coat, a black shirt, and black sweat pants. In one hand was a teach-me-french book and a journal in the other.

Aaron: Good morning to all you fellow competitor. *Shakes contestants hands*

Chris: Emma!

A girl walks in with a soccer T-shirt and a tennis racket in one hand, and a textbook in the other

Chris: And Emma's best friend: Sarah!

A girl walks in with a panda sweatshirt and a volley ball

Heather (Confessional): Best friends means alliance. Thats unacceptable!

Chris: You will be separated into two teams. You'll be picking teams. Owen, and Gwen, as the winner of Total Drama Island, you will pick first. Gwen, your up. And pick a guy!

Gwen: Umm.. Cody?

Sierra: Hey! He's mine!

Chris: No one cares. Owen?

Owen: Duncan.

Owen (Confessional): I feel bad for forcing him out of the game on Total Drama Island...

Gwen: Leshawna.

Owen: Lindsay.

Gwen: Geoff

Owen: Trent

Gwen: Bridgette

Owen.. Beth

Gwen: Justin

Owen: Harold

Gwen: Sierra

Owen: Courtney

Gwen: Aaron

Owen: Noah

Gwen: Emma

Owen: Haley

Gwen: Sarah

Owen: Heather

Chris: Owen, Duncan, Lindsay, Trent, Beth, Harold, Courtney, Noah, Haley, Heather I pronounce you the Flaming Marshmallows.

Owen (Confessional): mm. Marshmallows

Chris: Gwen, Cody, Leshawna, Geoff, Bridgette, Justin, Sierra, Aaron, Emma, Sarah I pronounce you the Hyper Amazons!

Gwen: Hyper AMAZONS?! from World Tour?! *facepalms*