Garra The Super Pervert!
In this story everyone is the opposite themselves.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
"SMACK!" a hand slammed against Garra cheek, causing him to collide with the Academy School wall, making a rumbling sound though out the school.
"DAMN IT GARRA!" yelled Sakura" I TOLD YOU, NO BOOBIE GRAPPING!" Garra struggled to get him self up after being 'bitch slapped' by an as he called it an 'easy target'."Fock, that was suppose to be easy yet… she's not distracted very easily…"mumbled Garra, as put Winnie the Poo bear back into his gourd. "Plan B" Garra thought. As Garra reached into his back pouch-, "AHHH! WATCH OUT SAKURA!" yelled Naruto swooping into action across the room.
CRASH! As Naruto fell on top of Garra with a bunch of Kunai in is mouth." NARUTO! what are you doing, get off of the pervert!" screeched Sakura, "tats the SAND pervert to you" Garra said.
"But Sakura I saw him reach into is kunai pouch." Naruto protested. He reached for Garra's hand, which was in his kunai pouch, " Ha! I caught you…..red…h-handed?" Naruto stuttered. He then yelled "What the hell? A PANDA MASK?!" Garra responded "Yes, that was my sneaky disguise to get away before anything else happened, please hold you applause of my awesome plan of doom. And it's not just a panda mask."Garra turned to the other side of the mask. "It's also a bear mask!" said Garra Proudly.
"Why do you have that in your pouch, and isn't a panda a bear?" Naruto asked. "No." the sand ninja replied bluntly " A panda is a type of kangaroo and you'll never know when you need to look like a panda or a bear at any moment!" Garra explained. "Now I will escape in an instance!" Garra put on the panda mask, and started to walk like a panda.
" I want some bamboo, Bamboooooooooo!" Garra said, trying to sound like a panda." "WHERE'D HE GO?" Naruto yelled in dismay. Garra thought to himslef "yes my awesome plan is working, now to escape and find another easy target..." "Naruto, you idiot, he is right there" said Sakura pointing to Garra. "Oh no! I have been spotted! must switch to BEAR MODE! MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!" Naruto looked to where Sakura was pointing to. "Sakura are you blind its just a panda that wants his bamboo!"
Sakura sighed
Will Garra Escape with his panda mask!
Will Naruto figure out that Garra is a Panda?
And will Sakura finally find better friends?
TO BE CONTINUED!
