I DO NOT OWN THE HETALIA CHARATER!

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I see it, that ring that you use to keep yourself safe...

I walked into the school with my little brother but God wanted to fuck with me so he made myLITTLE brother taller then me, damnit. Well anyways Ludwig, my tall younger fucker, and the oh-so-awesome me Gilbert walked down the halls, we were new. Just two sexy, one more sexythen the other~ and i think you know who's more sexy~, german new students in an Amercanprivite school. I then started to do my awesome sexy strut which caught eye of some girls... and guys... well it's a good thing i'm bi. Little brother Ludwig rolls his eyes.

"what do you think yourdoing?"

"my sexy strut~"

"hmm... Gilbert."

"yes, tall fucker?"

"Where's Gilbird?"

"...GILBIRD!" I almost screamed, patting my head and body for the in search of the fat tweety.I was freaking out, I mean Gilbird was always there for me, he was my little buddy. I was on the edge of losing even more of my cool and cry untill...

"tweet.."

I heard my little buddy in a muffed sound. Gilbird tweets again. I stared at my brother. He was grinning but looking away with his hands behind his back.

"...GIVE ME GILBIRD!"

"heh, fine fine." He opens his hands and there was Gilbird, He flys to the top of my head. "fuck you, west!" I yell, storming away.

I passed the crowds and girls,gays, and guys. My mind was one track thinking about how I should restart my life in America. When suddenly dump into me. I hear a squeel and the sound of books hitting the floor. I look at who bumped into. My face turns bright red. A girl with bright pretty eyes, golden hair that's messily braided in piggy tails, and with the way she was on the floor and how I was i could see up her skirt. The chick had white panties with... candian flags? well either way my face was red as a tomato and i was holding back urges to steal her vital regions. She then leans up and starts patting the ground

"aw maple! where are my glasses." she said in almost a whisper.

I swear for one moment i saw this strange light ring on the ground around her, I shook my head and looked on the floor to see books then the chicks glasses.

"here." I hand them to her.

"t-thank you." she said.

She stumbles to pick up her books, So being the awesomely nice guy I am, i help the hottie to pick up her books. The I stand "um..." i rubs my cheek with my finger with red cheeks, "my name is Gilbird- I MEAN GILBERT!" I said hurriedly. I never been this way around a girl, i have no idea whats going on with me and this chick. She stares up at me.

"...you can see me?"

"uh...yeah."

"hmmm..." She looks down, i could tell she was thinking about that reply, "well... my name is Maddie... it's a pleasure to meet you..." She said shly. ., This chick was the cutest thing i ever saw. My vital region stealing sences were tingling like crazy. Once she had all her books and bows and walks away. I watched her walk off, smiling. After so, glowing in the moment, left to class.

I finally got to class and sat down and looked around. A tanned guy and a girly guy walks over, leaning on my desk.

"Hola, amigo~ my name is Antonio"

"And i am Francis~"

"we'd like you to join our group~"

I stared at them "why?"

"well we need a 3rd handsom guy in our group, amigo."

I smirk "what? you guys want a threesome?"

Franis grins "well~ i wo-" the spanish guy covers his mouth, "no, We're called the Bad Touch trio but to be a trio we need one more~ you fit the spot."

"hmmm...fine. My name is Gilbert." We laugh before they go to their seats for class to start. I was looking around then i see Maddie

' there she is ' i thought. I whisper to her "hiya, maddie~"

The teacher hits my desk with a ruler "Gilbert, don't start talking to yourself."

"i'm not... i'm talking to her." I point to Maddie. Maddie sighs and does a facepalm. The teacher

gives me a strange look "no one is there... i would normally send you and your imaginary friend out the class but since your new i'll give you a warning. Now please open your text book and read chapter 6.2." She said and return to her desk. I blink ' she didn't see her? ' ithought. I wonder about her... Maddie... doesn't anyone see her...?