Warm, hard sunlight broke through the tall windows of The House Of Odin, illuminating the pondering face of Thor.
He was hungry, so very hungry and he had just finished his last box of Poptarts.
It was at that moment, he saw a flash of green in the doorway. Lifting his head, he found it to be his (adopted) brother, Loki.
"What is this, brother?" He asked, "Come to revel in my melancholy hunger?"
"But of course not, dear Thor, I was merely coming to tell you that our dear father has left for Midgard on urgent business and that he has left responsibility of Asgard to you for the present! Biased scum", he added in an undertone.
This was news to Thor, "Indeed?" He asked, "In that case, I make haste for Earth at once, my supply of Poptarts has finally run dry."
Loki gave a sly chuckle, "Poptarts, dear brother?"
"Yes, Poptarts. They're a most wonderful pastry forged by the humans, my only problem is that I must eat them raw as we have no toastier."
"Toaster", Loki corrected with a grin. "You can keep your fanciful pastries and womanly grilling machines, I myself have stumbled upon a delicacy known by few, Theoden of the market district bestowed it upon me."
"Better than a Poptart?!" Roused Thor, hardly containing the rumble in his tum tum. "What do you call this heavenly sounding treat?"
"Well, said Loki, "Theodin calls it 'Tube of pig', I myself have dubbed it the ASGARDIAN SAUSAGE!"
Thor wondered where the fanfare was coming from as his brother said those words.
"Take me to this sausage, dear brother!"
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Loki stops meking out nd asks thor 2 get potarts.
He dus.
den loki tek depp breff, *HEEEEEEEEEEEEH*
"THOR, I m pregnet wif hors, will u stay ma bf?"
AND HE SES NO!
Loki is hertborken! Thor is sausage ODIN SHOWS UP Odin the door get on da floor everybody wak da dinosaur.
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So, Loki wif his hunni nd they meking out wen da fone rings.
WAT R U DOING WIF MY SON? Ses da voice.
Thor luks at Loki, BUT MY DAD IS ODIN.
DEN ODIN WAS PONE!111!1
