This was done for the DRRR! kink meme on LJ, I just couldn'thelp it. The mental image when I first saw the prompt was way too funny. Everyone knows that Izaya's a dick anyway, right?
Try to imangine Anri with Stockings (From Panty & Stocking) infamous confession about being a demon. It'll be ten times funnier, I promise.
Disclaimer: I do not own Durarara! nor any of it's characters.
"Mikado-Kun and Misaomi-Kun would make a great couple, right Anri-Chan?" Izaya spun around in while Mikado and Kida's eyes were wide. He almost wanted to laugh at their pained expressions, but he didn't.
Anri silently balled her hands into a fist, tempted to punch Izaya, but she couldn't do it. She settled on just watching it fold out, Mikado and Kida usually got themselves out of bad situations like this anyway.
"Oh! I just thought of something! You know how that rumor how childhood friends often become a couple? I think that might be true in this case!" Izaya's grin turned into a smirk, as he watched Anri keep her shy appearance up.
"U-Um, let's go Anri-Chan." Kida said, grabbing Anri's hand. She quickly slapped it away, and murmured something under her breath. Both Mikado and Kida were confused by Anri's behavior, she was never like this.
"Hum, I guess it can't be helped… I guess both you and Anri-Chan can become a threesome!" Izaya started to laugh like a maniac. Anri's behavior was certainly unexpected, but he knew that she wasn't as perfect as she first seemed.
Anri bit her lip, holding back her anger was starting to become a pain. She started to dig her nails into the palm of her hand.
Izaya stopped laughing for a second, and had to make another rude comment. "Ehhh?Mikado-Kun, aren't you going to do anything about your girlfriend? She seems to be having an anger attack!"
"Um-Uh-"Mikado couldn't think of anything to say, he ended up keeping his mouth shut. He wanted to do something to calm Anri down, but he didn't know whatto do. Izaya was confusing all of them with his weird comments.
"And, oh boy! Misaomi-Kun, why're you just standing there, with that pained expression on your face? You look like someone who just lost the lottery!" Izaya started his maniac laughing spree again, after taking a look at Kid's current expression. Not it looked like he ate a bad sushi roll.
In less than a moment, Anri ran up to Izaya and kneed him in the crotch. Izaya cried out and laid out on the sidewalk, crying like a little baby while beating the sidewalk with his fist, he couldn't believe how much strength Anri had with her legs. That certainly was unexpected of Anri to do, either way.
"Izaya you had better keep your mouth shut or I will do that again, you dick!" Anri shouted out, her breathing heavy as she said this.
Mikado and Kida said nothing as Anri did all of this, though they did cringe when Anri kneed Izaya. Anri suddenly started walking off, a smile on her face. "Let's go, Kida-Kun, and Ryugamine-Kun!"
Looking up from the sidewalk, Izaya grinned again. He sure had a nice view of Anri's panties. 'Who knew that she wore blue polka-dots?'
