This story takes place around the time of the sailing of the Argo II, when the Roman and Greek camps mix. WARNING: REALLY BAD STORY

Jason walked up to Piper during dinner. "Is your muffin buttered?" He asked her.

"What?" Piper asked in return.

"Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?"

"My what?"

"Is he bothering you? Jason why are you such a skeeze?" Jason turned to see Hazel sting at the table behind him. "I'm just being friendly." He said in his defense.

"You were supposed to call me last night." Reyna told him. Jason just went back to looking at Piper.

"Jason!" Hazel raised her voice. "You do not come to a party at my cabin with Reyna and then scam on some poor, innocent girl right in front of us thee days later. She's not interested. Do you want to have sex with him?" Hazel asked Piper.

"No, thank you."

"Good, so it's settled," Hazel said turning back to Jason, "So you can go shave your back now. Bye, Jason."

At 152 words this is undoubtedly the worst story on the Internet. It's just a spoof of one of my favorite movies, Mean Girls. This came to me when I was watching it a few hours ago and I just couldn't get the idea out of my head. I know it's OCC, and it will probably be deleted unless people like it. So I hope I didn't waist your time though I probably did.) If you want some of my real writing, go to my page.