Pokemon Wild Style : Let's Take A Sinnoh Adventure!

A/N: This is what you've been waiting for, my friends! Please r&r. I'm so sorry for ending the original story. This one I promise I'll hit all the cities, okay? Thanks guys!

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"May. May, wake up." May squinted her eyes and swatted at the person telling her to wake up. "Take a motherfucking hike!" she said and rolled over. The person grabbed her by the collar, choking her. "ACK ACK ACK FUCK!!" she screamed. "DON'T TALK TO THE POKEMON CHAMPION LIKE THAT!" The person screamed. "I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU'RE CHUCK NORRIS OR THE POKEMON CHAMPION! LET ME GO BACK TO BED!" "You and your little friends here are in some deeeeeep shit." "What'd you do with my friends?!" May dropped down to the floor and stared up at the blonde with the black trenchcoat. "YOU'LL FIND OUT. GIT CHER ASS DOWNSTAIRS." May blinked. "FINE whatever!" She walked downstairs and saw her friends Solana, Ash, and...where was Brandon? Or Brenden? What was his name? Brandon walked down the stairs with a girl with black hair. "DAMN you're good." The girl giggled and blinked. "Mom!" Brandon blinked. "HOLY SHIT YOUR MOM HAS REALLY BIG HAIR!" A lady with a giant afro thing stood up. "Dawn, this is Ash, May, and Solana. You're going to set them straight." Dawn gasped. "IS THAT...CYNTHIA?!" The blonde nodded. "In the flesh. Now, listen. Brandon, get your little patooty down here." Brandon glared at the girl. "Shut up Cynthia." "Oh, little brother..." "I SAID SHUT UP CYNTHIA GOD DAMN I HATE YOU!" Cynthia smiled. May blinked. "Uh so what the fuck's going on, and where are we?"

Cynthia stood up. "You're in Sinnoh. We rescued you from Hannah." May munched on a croissant. "Yah? Cool, shank ooh." "Ew." "FUCK OFF!" "ANWAY, BITCH. You're here because the Professor in Hoenn banished you here." Another guy entered the room and Cynthia smiled. "And I DID TOO." the man said. "Who the fuck are you?" May asked him. The man walked over to Cynthia and stood next to her. "I'm Steven Stone. I'm one...of the Pokemon Champs in Hoenn. Wallace is the other one." A girl wearing a hula skirt ran in. "HI I'M PHEOBE! I HAVE A HUGE CRUSH ON STEVEN AND I'M THE WEAKEST OF THE ELITE FOUR OLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!" Cynthia scowled. "SHUT UP PHEOBUTT!" "MAKE ME!" "I'M HIS WIFE!" May screeched. "GET ON WITH THE EXPLANATION YOU BIMBO!" Cynthia glared at Pheobe and turned back around. "Anyway. As I was saying. You're to beat all eight gym leaders here in Sinnoh..." She turned to her brother. "WITHOUT GAMESHARKING..." She turned back to May. "And you'll have to beat the L33t Four along with Stevie here." She smiled. "And you're going to take care of my daughter, Dawn." Cynthia smiled. "Mrs. Bad English Voice Actor, do us all a favor and shut your fat ass up. Yes, you kids are gonna take care of Dawn here. If something happens to her, you're going to die." May blinked. "Literally?" "YEAH YOU FUCKING SHIT YOU THINK I'M KIDDING ABOUT THAT? We've confiscated your pokemon so you may have them back. As for you, Dawn, you need to go get your first pokemon from Professor Rowan." Dawn did some gay gesture with her fist. "GOT IT!" Brandon did it too but let go of something. Dawn blushed. "B-b-b-brandon! I didn't...Mom it wasn't how you think, he's a nice b-b-boy..." Dawn picked up her underwear and grabbed Brandon and hurried up the steps. May sighed. "Finally, he's got another love intrest. So, where the fuck's this guy live?"

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A/N sorry about the short chapter. :D But it'll be very long. I hope anyway. Heehehe.