James: Let's do an interview.
Me: *groan* Of what?
James: ...Usui and Misaki! With guest appearance of that chick I like!
Me: Erika?
James: *shrug* How should I know?
An Interview with Usui and Misaki
Misaki: I thought we were rid of you people.
Me: Well, you were wrong! HAHAHA!
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Me: I know Usui Takumi's secret. James doesn't. Hehehe.
Usui: That's nice.
Misaki: Where is the little guy?
Me: Getting doughnuts. Do-nuts. I love 'em!
James: *enters* You want a big one or three little ones? Wait, that sounds weird.
Me: *reaches for the three small doughnuts*
James: *snatches them away*
Me: *lazily tosses other bowel on the desk... which then falls on the floor*
James: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, IDIOT! Wait... YOU'RE WRITING WITHOUT ME! YOU'RE MAKING ME SAY THINGS!
Me: Shh...
Misaki: Um...
Usui: You yell a lot.
James: Somebody's gotta do it.
Me: James, stop talking. I can't eat while typing.
Usui: You're not going to offer us any, are you?
Me: No.
Usui: Rude.
Me: I would gladly regurgitate my supper for my dear Taki-kun, but I doubt you'd want it in that state.
Usui: I dunno. Let's see.
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Me: Okay, I can't.
Usui: That's what I thought.
Misaki: Hey, when did you get so close?
James: *shifty eyes* What are you talking about? I was always like this.
Me: What, pervy?
Usui: Sounds right.
Me: He's makin' a move on your woman, yet you don't seem to be getting protective like you usually do.
Misaki: HIS WOMAN?
James: Yeah, she's my woman!
Misaki: *demon punch*
James: UWAAAAAAHH!
Me: Usui probably sees himself in you. You know, without all the smarts. Just pure, planet pheromonian perviness.
Misaki: Exactly!
Me: But Usui makes it look -
James: RIN!
Me: ood.
James: I wonder if you could write fanfiction about fanfiction.
Me: I don't think that would-
James: I'm gonna do it. It's like Inception. AMERICAN WOMBAT! *looks at hot chocolate* My marshmallow is sizzling. Is that normal? Hot choccy latte.
Misaki: Do we need to be here if you're just going to go on about your food and drinks?
Me: Probably not. Give James anything and just record his actions. Insta-hit! But this is an interview. James, any questions for these two?
James: *slowly slurping his hot chocolate, spoonful by spoonful*
Me: That's really annoying.
James: *continues doing so just to annoy me* *licks spoon* *continues*
Me: Say something!
James: *slurp* I miss my marshmallow. *reaches for mine*
Me: NO! *knocks over his cup* Ooh! That was close!
James: You spilled it!
Me: Really? OH, CRAP! THAT'S ALEX'S BOOK! GET SOMETHING TO WIPE IT WITH!
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Me: JAMES!
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Me: *eats marshmallow, runs off, comes back, cleans up mess*
James: Wipe my mouth while you're at it.
Me: MISAKI!
Misaki: ...Yes?
Me: OF ALL THE GIRLS YOU PROTECT SO STRONGLY, WHO WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO SACRIFICE TO SAVE THE OTHERS?
Misaki: I'd save them all!
Me: No, answer the question properly!
Misaki: Why?
Me: Because, whoever you choose, James will take it as a go-ahead to kidnap them.
James: It's true. I will.
Misaki: Yukimura.
Me: He's a dude.
James: I don't want him!
Misaki: I'm free on a technically! Ha!
Me: I'll take him.
Usui: Pres is so cute when she thinks she's won.
Misaki: *punch*
Usui: *dodge*
James: She's mine, Usui!
Me: Na-ah!
James: WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT? YOU WANT USUI!
Me: ...Yeah, but as a fangirl, I'm obliged to stand by UsuixMisaki until the day I die... or marry Usui.
James: What? We all know Usui is gonna end up with the idiot trio. All of them.
Usui: Lucky me.
Misaki: *stunned mullet*
Me: *burp* Aw, that was a cute burp, 'ay?
James: *rolls eyes* Yeah, 'ay.
Misaki: Well, we're on page four. Can we go now?
James: *handcuffs her to the fan* Misa-chan stays.
Misaki: *picks up fan* Now I can get away, and I get a fan.
Me: ...But that's my fan. TAKI-KUN!
Usui: Is that really what you've nicknamed me?
Me: Yes. Marry me.
Usui: That complicates many things.
James: Marrying a 2-D character? Yeah, it would.
James: Hey, Luke, we're eating doughnuts. Do-nuts. You love 'em! But I'm eating 'em. Suck it!
Me: Luke has betrayed you and become numb3r ei8ht.
James: We all knew it would happen one day, but I never thought he'd be so up-front about it.
Mum: Who broke Austar? (satellite TV)
James: No one broke it.
Mum: It's broken!
James: You have to turn it on!
Mum: I did! Oh, wait. Do you mean I have to push the power button?
James & Me: ?
James: *solves stupid problem* I'm a hero!
Me: Mum's so moe.
