I just re-scheduled things and I thought that I will be releasing undue-to-be-released fics. And I hate myself for it. Anyway, welcome to Neko no Vampire and it's for my SasuNaru fandom… and maybe I can write shorter chapters to make the fic LONGER in chapters! Well, if I can… that is.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and I'm tired of writing this disclaimer because we all know the oKami who owns Naruto-sama! Facts about 'my' vampires are roughly based from all and selected ideas and hear-says available.
Warnings: Subject for being labeled as EXPLICIT! Something that is "showing or describing sex openly: portraying nudity or sexual activity in an open and direct way" based from Microsoft Encarta Dictionary. Though I won't really be focusing on that. It also has swearing and perversion issues… so… you know what's next.
I may also use few Japanese words… but there will be translations, dun worry. I just wanted to use them so it'll sound cute! Kyun~! A kitty bubbly Sasuke rocks! Sasuke-centric…
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Summary: He's my friend that nobody knows… and in this world where vile vampires exist, it can't be helped to be accused as such. Now that I think about it… there could be some truth to it.
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Namikaze Residence
Sunday, 7:30 AM
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Hello, my name is Namikaze Naruto and I am living in a world where vampires exist. Not that we are willingly co-existing with them, it's just that they are simply lurking around the corners and we don't even know if everyone walking at the daytime streets are all humans.
I'm here at my room right now… sleeping err— I mean pondering at my bed about things. And I really feel that something is off and there will be things that could e destroying this peaceful Sunday morning…
Naruto stirs a little and feels something… implicitly trying to feel his crotch, a knee guiding itself along his thighs. The blond starts to open his eyes… feeling that the knee is gently caressing his jewels.
A tinge of gleaming red and shining white takes his attention. He shoots them wide open to see a dark figure above him and sees a face with red eyes and long white fangs inches away from his own. He then shoots his arms to push him away, unintentionally screaming like a girl, "Ahhh! Get the fuck away from me!"
A loud smack!
"Ouw! My teeth! Ah! The contacts hurt!"
Neko no Vampire
Rei Haruno -Sakura no Imooto
Chapter 1: My Stupid Cat Named Sasuke-Neko
"Eh? Is that you, Sasuke?" Naruto rises from the bed and finds a raven haired squirming at the side and… well, kneeling between his widely opened legs. The blond watches him some more and then the guy puffs at Naruto's face, "Naruto, you're so rude! You broke my props!" The raven guy pouts and holds his closed fists near Naruto's chin as if trying to show something. The brunet has childish tears forming at his eyes and a cute blush.
Naruto glares at those onyx orbs and twists his lips to give him a gangster pissed-off look…
Sasuke's cat ears twitches and folds in apology…
Seriously, how can he control fake cat ears' movements…
"Oi, Sasuke. Never do that again. You're only getting yourself hurt." Naruto flips the blanket over Sasuke's face but the brunet flips it off, "I like the sound of that, Naruto-kyu. You seem to worry about me…"
He leans forward, his nose touching Naruto's causing the blond to blush, and shoots his arms down… touching Naruto at the wrong spot. The blush on Naruto's tan cheeks disappears in an instance and he closes his eyes in annoyance, "Sasuke… get off the bed…"
The raven has a mischievous smile plastered on his face as he stirs his hand above Naruto's crotch, gently running his finger at the blond's dick beneath the sheets and clothing.
An angry spark…
"WHEN I TOLD YOU SO TTE BA YO!" Naruto gives Sasuke a hard sucker punch straight in the face!
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Namikaze Residence
Sunday, 8:00 AM
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Naruto is at the table, eating his breakfast and thinking about the unfortunate turn out of events…
Yeah, that was Sasuke… my friend that no one knows. He only appears when my parents are not home just like now. They're both in a business convention and I'm stuck here at the house with that hentai neko (pervert cat). Seriously, he wears mere cat accessories but he can actually make them move as he pleases… his ears and his tail. And he adds 'kyu' to my name every time he calls me. And it pisses me off!
I have never met someone who knows Sasuke… his possible neighbors, his possible relatives, his possible middle school friends… no one. I'm the only one who seem to see him… maybe he is a vampire like what my mom is saying… lurking around and waiting for a perfect timing to strike and kill me. But he always has his chance… why doesn't he do it?
It's not like I wanted him to, though.
It's been months ever since Sasuke-neko has come to my door. It was a night when my parents were gone and I was all alone. I heard some scratching at the back door and so I opened it to check things out. I found him weakly lying there… stretching his arm with his last drops of energy, saying…
"Tasukete… Onigiri-sama… (Save me… Master Onigiri…)"
I found him stupid and harmless and so I decided to take him in and cook some onigiri for him… which appears to be a very BIG mistake for me…
Sigh…
But it feels nice to have someone in the house with me.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiing! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiing! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!
"Naruto-kyu! The phone is…" Sasuke calls from the floor where he is comfortably coiled up like a domestic cat. Naruto pops a vein seeing him down there, his porcelain fingers playing with his tan toes, and stands from his chair, intentionally stepping on Sasuke's stray finger at the floor as he goes, "Hai, hai. (Yeah, yeah.)" Sasuke purrs but Naruto ignores him.
Naruto reaches the phone and answers in a rude voice, "Moshi moshi. Namikaze Residence."
"Naruto-kun… are you doing something?" Naruto's invisible dog ears perk up upon hearing the voice of one shy cute girl and changes his mood, from annoyed to cheerful, "Ahahaha, Hinata-chan. Nothing really, what about it?"
"Oh, can you come with me to the mall right now? It won't be long." Naruto begins to drool and sways a little, speaking with his singsong voice, "Sure, Hinata-chan~. I don't mind if it takes the whole day, though~."
Sasuke walks to the hallway where Naruto is and hears the appointment that has been agreed. He glares and purrs madly… enough for him to get noticed through the phone. The girl whimpers, "Anou, Naruto-kun. Is that a cat?"
Sasuke charges at Naruto and the blond trips over with so much force, "Ahhhh! Sasuke! What are you doing! Stop biting my hand!"
"N-Naruto-kun!"
"Get off, dammit!"
A loud thud and a cat whimper…
"Don't worry, I'm fine."
"W-What happened, Naruto-kun?"
"Uhh, nothing. It's just Sasuke… my stupid cat."
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Konoha Center Mall
Sunday, 9:00 AM
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"Naruto-kun!" Hinata smiles sweetly and waves at the approaching blond as she comes running to him from there rendezvous spot. Naruto smiles at her and waves… with his thoughts going wild.
Up down up down! I can stare at those watermelons all day. They're so full… makes me wanna touch them! Naruto dirtily gazes at Hinata's bouncing breasts as she runs to him… only to trip as a flash of a small figure runs across at her feet. She yelps and Naruto gets to catch her, "Hinata-chan!"
Blob…
"Ahh…" Hinata moans at the hard squeeze.
Ore ga totemo lucky janai ka (I'm very lucky, ain't I?)! Naruto's soul suddenly flies on air that very moment… but he has to come back to stay longer with Hinata, though.
"Daijoubu ka (Are you alright?)." Naruto says, restraining himself from going on his pervert side while holding Hinata… one of his hands accidentally cupping her big breast. She blushes and he assisted her in standing up, crossing her arm at her chest after Naruto let goes.
"What was that?" She looks at the dark corner where the dark shadow could have gone to.
"Uhh, that's probably nothing, Hinata-chan." Naruto laughs out and Hinata nods before walking away. Naruto watches her sway her hips as she walk, staring at her ass as he remembers the feeling of her breasts…
This is way better than being with Sasuke.
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An alley somewhere the city
Sunday, 6:45 PM
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Naruto and Hinata are walking home now and the brunette is walking beside him, "Thank you for the help and time, Naruto-kun." Naruto then smiles and rubs a finger under his nose, "That's not a problem, Hinata-chan." He closes his eyes and continues walking happily.
Hinata twitches and fishes for something in her pockets. She draws out something but it slips through her fingers, "Oh, no!" Naruto hears her and sees her kneeling down, basically looks for something at the dark. The blond can see her cleavage and his eyes are willing to go down some more. He walks to her while grinning, "Hey, Hinata-chan, what are you—?"
Something heavily descends between them and the two get out-balanced by the impact, making them sit on their asses. Someone is then standing above the small crater, facing Hinata with his head bowed down. Naruto gulps at the odd aura the guy is producing…
"That's it! I've had it…" He says and then looks over his shoulder to see scared and trembling Naruto…
"And I'm gon'na punish you…" Naruto gasps in terror as he sees the dark guy grow long fangs and red eyes…
"Human."
A… a vampire…
[End of Chapter 1]
Seriously, this is undoubtedly shorter. ^_^
Thank you for reading… please review. +.+
Preview: Chapter 2: The Dawn of Resistance
"Sasuke! Where are you!" Naruto runs along the alleys, calling for his mysterious friend. He calls for him again as his tears start rolling from his eyes, "Sasuke! Answer me tte ba yo!"
"Oh dear, a trapped rat, isn't he?" Naruto stops running and freezes at his spot. Then a pair of red eyes shows up behind him and a clawed hand runs gently at his neck, "How about we take him for dinner?"
"Ah, Yayoi… you do have tastes for exotic food, don't you?"
