Caluber267 the fat scout runs down the map of Process, thrilled with the idea of facing his long-time nemesis: Vovonp46 the scout main.

He runs past the control point, shooting at the wall to test his shotgun firing skills.

"Yes! The scout mains will rule no longer!" he says. "I will replace him, and establish a new order in Process with a population of two people!"

Eager to run his new population that is 2-1 Caluber267 the fat scout meets his old rival.

"Ha! Thine cannon kill me" Vovonp46 the scout main from Boston says.

"You will die!" says Caluber267 the fat scout.

Caluber267 shoots scout in the heart, and after he died, the scattergun too. "Hahaha! I am scout now! None shall challenge the Fat Scout nation!"

Caluber267 goes on to rule his kingdom of Fat Scout.

Even though it only has one person that is himself and therefore isn't a kingdom.

Thanks for reading

(and playing into the joke.)