I do not own this song or Naruto.
"Naruto! You're home! Your mother and I were just reminiscing about the past." The Fourth hokage had said to his now 16 year old son.
Naruto stood in the door way with Sasuke, shikamaru and Kiba.
Naruto gave a laugh, sat down on the lounge with his 3 friends, He then started talking about this one memory he remembered.
"Well, I remember way back when i was just a boy, goin' places with my mum and dad. It used to scare me to death, how mamma used to act
after six or seven beers she's had.
(Naruto stares at his mum and she blushes)
We were sittin' at a table when mamma got disabled, all the liquor runnin' to her head,
"Naruto, I don't appreciate you calling your mum disabled."
Soon I got to chokin'; daddy wasn't jokin' when he grabbed me by the arm and said...
("The look in dad's eyes was full of embarrassment. Not like I could blame the poor guy.")
"Don't look now your mamma's got her boobs out showing everybody in town." Faces turnin' red we were wishin we were dead, there where people standing all around. When mamma gets to drinking there aint much thinkin', and there's nothing anybody can do, Just hope and pray there never comes a day when my mamma's out drinkin' with you
(Naruto said with a hysterical laugh, his parents embarrassed, and his friends giggling )
Well, we got her in the truck and we started drivin' home when momma said she had to go. Daddy pulled it over, we were standing on the shoulder while momma's puttin' on a show...
(The fourth hokage brings his hand up to his face - Face palm)
...then he started up the truck and mamma stood up with her pants still around her knees, when we heard momma holler
"if ya give me a dollar well I'll let you take a peek at these."
("It was then that dad just covered my eyes and turned me around and said…")
"Don't look now; your mamma's got her boobs out." Showin' everybody in town, Faces turnin' red, we were wishing we were dead, there were people standing all around. When mamma gets to drinkin', there aint much thinkin', and there's nothing anybody can do. Won't you hope and pray, there never comes a day when my mamma's out drinking with you. Oh, won't you hope and pray there never comes a day, when my mamma's out drinking with you"
By the end of the story all four boys were in hysterical laughter and both the adults were embarrassed.
"Naruto that was…Hilarious! But totally disrespectful." The eldest male said with a laugh.
