A/N: Hey guys! It's been so long since I've last written something! I've recently gotten hopelessly obsessed with Fruits Basket, so I just had to write a story. This time I'm taking a different approach and writing a bunch of drabbles. So, if anyone has an idea for a chapter, just say the word and I'll try my best! And by the way, if you've just seen the anime, some of these might not make sense (Personally, I didn't like the anime, but that was probably because I read the book series first).

And, without further ado…

Disclaimer: Oh Mogeta…. If only I was the one who created you….


Down at the local supermarket, a young mother struggled with the grocery shopping. The cart she was pushing had a broken wheel that was making it swivel drunkenly down each aisle, barely avoiding product displays and other shoppers. The woman was trying to dig her loudly ringing cell phone out of her purse, at the same time reaching for the last box of instant oatmeal (on the top shelf, of course). She had stepped in a big wad of gum that was making her uncomfortable high heel stick to the floor, and she was terribly late.

Amidst this scene of chaos, her seven-year-old son was charging up and down the aisle, waving his plastic airplane around and making the appropriate fighter jet noises.

"Neeeerrrooowww! BOOSH! Mmmmmaaaaaarrrr! BOOM! BOOM! Oh no! They're getting closer! Kkksh! Roger that! Kkksssh!"

The little boy then started climbing up the shelves of colorful breakfast cereal.

"Higher! Higher! Lose them in the clouds!"

That was when the boy's mom snapped.

"Get down from there right this instant! You should be ashamed of yourself, young man! Stop being such a little monkey!"

Before the abashed child could reach his mom's side, a blur of pink whizzed by him and threw itself at his mother's feet.

"I'M SOOOO SOOOOORRY! I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON! I APOLOGIZE TO THE WHOLE WOOOORLD!"

It took three of the grocery store's staff and a cashier to calm down the strange kimono-wearing man.


Gosh I HATE grocery carts with messed up wheels…. Anyways, love it? Hate it? Want more? Tell me in a review!