(Welcome readers to the biggest crisis of all time. I would like to thank Texaspanzer for helping me make this. And before we start, I do not own the rights to Garfield - Jim Davis does. Any further copyright info is at the bottom.)

and Texaspanzer present Ultimate Crisis On Alternate Earths

Chapter 1: Meet Dr.

Garfield was growing impatient. His scientists should have fixed the problems in his Snow Goon V1.0. It had been a year since his Cat Revolution had failed, and he needed a way to restart it. The problem was that his technicians were having trouble getting the circuitry in the blasted things. He was wondering what to do in case they wouldn't work when… "freeze this is a raid" rang out. Suddenly a SWAT team busted down the door to his office. Garfield could see cats running amok. Garfield tried to make a break for it, but they were on him before he knew it.

His face showed that he was none to happy about this whole thing. "This is an outrage. I swear when I get out of this…"

One of the officers arresting him chuckled and said, "No, Garfield it's over. Nothing can help you now." Little did he know how wrong he was. For at that moment, Garfield and all his men had disappeared in a flash of light. The man who grabbed Garfield blinked and said, "Where the (censored) did he go?"

Meanwhile in a ship above the fortress

"Where the (censored) are we?" Garfield asked. He was inside a large oval shaped room filled with all

manner of technological devices.

"You really are clueless, ain't ya boy?" said a voice behind them all. Everyone turned to see who spoke and were unnerved at what they saw. The person who spoke was a tall lanky teenage boy with perfectly pale skin and a mouth full of sharp looking teeth that made his mouth resemble that of a shark. He had long brown hair kept in a crazy style (For the readers out there I'll be more specific - he wears his hair the same way the Joker wears his on "the Batman.") and wearing what looked like a cross between a lab coat and a straightjacket with spats with hi-tech goggles on his eyes. The figure's presence made them uneasy. He smirked, showing all of his sharp teeth, and continued. "Anyway, allow me to introduce myself. I am Dr. , the of Earth-53. Mister Garfield, I have a proposition for you"

Garfield finally got his bearings back and asked, "And why should we listen to you?"

Dr. cackled and said, "Because you don't want to end up like these losers." Still in spasms of insane laughter, he slammed his fist on a large button on the wall marked "bombs away."

Garfield watched as a bomb fell from the bottom and blew up his old fortress along with the SWAT team. His jaw dropped because there was hardly any remains of the fortress or the SWAT team for that matter. He looked up and said, "Okay, I'm listening."

Dr. pulled out a map of their world and said, "Well, you see. I am a scientist who longs to conquer the Multiverse…yes it exists don't look so surprised, anyways you see my genetic code however it took many years to do this however a pair of my enemies recently attacked my lab and caused an accident that threw me into your Universe managing to copy the energy frequency used in the accident to assemble a massive army."

Garfield became very interested and asked, "What kind of army?"

Dr. 's grin grew even bigger and he said, "The very best kind. An army of super villains gathered from many parallel Earths plus most of their goons. You can't even begin to describe how powerful it is."

Garfield asked, "How sure are you that this will work?"

Dr. shrugged, "Well did your army ever stand a chance. It could have, but it didn't. Mine stands a better chance then yours ever did."

This bit of overconfidence was more then Garfield could stand. "Watch it, punk. You want to piss me off? Then keep on acting over confidant."

Dr. shrugged again and said, "Well tell me boyo are you in? or are you out?"

Garfield thought a second and said, "I accept"

The next day in Muncie

It was a perfectly normal day in Muncie, Indiana, when the next revolution struck. Where and how it started I'll explain.

At the center of town there was a statue honoring the men, women, and dogs that had died at the hands of Garfield and his troops. It was very early in the morning and people were getting up for work. Two people were already at work however. Namely two police officers named Joe and Bob. Joe looked at the statue and asked, "Why did that crazy start that blasted revolution in the first (censored) place?

Bob rolled his eyes, "Relax partner, that cat must either be dead or captured by now."

Joe glared at him, "That cat was responsible for killing my brother. Do you think I want him to escape what he deserves."

At that moment the statue blew up and in its place stood Garfield in a "Dr. Doom" like suit of armor and Dr. carrying what looked like a hi-tech AK47 with a chainsaw attached. Garfield cleared his throat and said, "Attention, Muncie, the new Cat Revolution is in process. Surrender now or you will be taken by force."

Dr. cackled and said, "He ain't just whistling Dixie there folks."

Joe couldn't believe his eyes. "Bob, quick, blast that cat before he kills us all." But before they could react, the back end of their car was smashed by a wrecking ball.

They couldn't believe what they saw. There was a woman dressed like a wrecking ball machine. Her name was Demolitia, a large hulking man with mottled skin and sulfur like breath. His name was Slamburger, a man with what looked like a padded quilt suit and a fire proof glass helmet with flame throwers on his arms. His name was Flame Thrower, a woman wearing a corset, a cap, and stockings carrying a whip. Her name was Spice. And the last one was a man with glowing green skin, no nose, and a tail like leg that made him slither around like a snake. His name was Glowworm. Together they were known as the Unholy Alliance. It was also the last thing the cops ever saw because Glowworm fired an energy blast that incinerated them both. Soon other things attacked mostly Garfield's cats, but other incredible villains attacked such as a group of chess themed villains called the Chessmen. A group of villains in service of the crime lord known as the Red Queen known as the Queen's Men who resembled humanoid playing cards. A group of undead creatures lead by a madman named Dr. Vahzilok, a group of robots called the Clockwork. A group of jetpack wearing bandits lead by a man named King Midas. But last but not least a large man dressed like a cowboy that showed super strength (though that was due to steroids) named Stallion.

It was the same result (though with different villains) all over the world. Garfield actually looked like he was winning this time…if you thought that then boy are you wrong.

Meanwhile in the Entity fortress

"My brethren, we must decide what to do with this cat," said Galactus who was addressing a group of extremely powerful beings collectively known as the Panel of Entities. They were Dream, Death, Destiny, Despair, Delirium, Desire, Destruction, Mephisto, A, Mr. Mxyzptlk, Odin, Energy X, Bat-Mite, and the Galactus of Earth-53 Gatlacticus.

Mephisto said, "I don't know what the big deal is. Let him take over a universe or two. Let him have his fun, I say."

Death whacked Mephisto upside the head. "You idiot, if he goes through enough worlds he might find an Ultimate Nullifier and if he does we're all screwed if he finds us."

Galactus nodded, "Indeed, Death, that is why we must stop this cat here and now, but we can't do it openly."

A asked, "Why not, hrrmb, I don't see why we just don't go and bump him off ourselves?"

Galactus smacked his face and said, "A you are a real idiot sometimes. We can't attack because of his partner. That guy is the only part that worries me so we shall have to get some good meta-humans to cut that cat down to size. I just used the teleporter right now to get some. I'm starting out with a few people. Some people we'll take more at a later date, but for now here comes our test run to see if my plan will work."

As he finish speaking a flash of light appeared and when it vanished there stood an odd looking group. The group was made up of a beagle with a red collar and a couple of black spots on his otherwise white coat of fur and had black ears. His name was Snoopy. There was a small yellow bird named Woodstock, There was also a fat Viking with a bushy red beard an a helmet on his head carrying a dented shield and a sword. His name was Hagar the Horrible. There was another Viking next to him - a skinny looking fellow with a helmet that looked more like a hat carrying a smaller sword and shield. His name was Lucky Eddy. There was a sailor with large forearms smoking a corn cob pipe with an anchor tattoo on his left arm. His name was Popeye. There was a fat man dressed in a white shirt, tan trousers, black jacket, and a derby. His name was J. Wellington Wimpy (just Wimpy to his friends). There was a man in a black business suit wearing sunglasses and smoking a long cigarette. His name was Duke, Another green faced man with a red jacket and similar top hat. There was a black man in a savage like outfit this man beign the Jungle Imp, and lastly there was a fat orange cat in a red cape and red jumpsuit. His name was Garfield (of Earth-53.)

Before Galactus could address anyone, Duke yelled out, "Kill or be killed. Boys, I ain't going down alive. you sorry excuses for kidnappers."

Before any bullets could ring out Gatlacticus whapped him with his mighty tail and sent him crashing into the wall and glared at him saying, "You idiot, we're not trying to kill you. You thirteen are possibly vital to stopping this insane cat."

So they explained the whole situation, and when they finished everyone had eyes the size of plates…especially Garfield-53. (That's what this version of Garfield is called. In this story from now on the Garfield from cat Revolution will be referred to as Garfield-57. The other one will be called Garfield-53), Garfield-53 said, Are you telling me this worlds version of myself did all that?"

Gatlacticus nodded yes, Snoopy said (he could speak English due to a translator in his collar. Odd how a humanoid animal can't speak English, isn't it?) "Excuse us a second," he motioned the others close and they went into a huddle. "Alright guys, what do you think we should do?"

Duke puffed his cigarette and said, "Personally I think it's a trick."

Snoopy shook his head, "I know, but they could be telling the truth and if they are then we're all screwed unless we do something. I mean come on what's the worst thing that could happen?"

Flip pulled out his cigar and said, "Well the worst thing that could happen is we all die in a fiery blaze."

Snoopy blinked his eyes, "You know, I wasn't being serious when I said that last part right?"

Before Flip could say anything, Galactus said, "I hate to interrupt but I want to know if you want to help get rid of that cat."

Snoopy said, "Alright but we'll need our gear first." Galactus's eyes glowed a second and all their gear (including Snoopy's transforming doghouse) appeared right in front of them.

Wimpy looked disappointed though "What, no hamburgers?"

Galactus ignored this complaint and said, "Good, since there is nothing more to do. I may as well send you on your way." And with a wave of his hand, they were teleported to just outside Paris, France. "And let's hope it will be enough to deal with that madcat." Galactus thought to himself.

Here are the sources for where every character in this chapter comes from:

1. both Garfield's-Garfield (though they have been modified)

2. Dr. -OC I made this guy up so I own this guy

3. The Unholy Alliance-Astro City

4. The Chessmen-Astro City

5. the Queens Men-Astro City

5. Dr. Vahzilok-City of Heroes

6. The Clockwork-City of heroes

7. The Gold Brickers-City of Heroes

8. Stallion-Dc Comics

9. Galactus-Marvel Comics

10. Dream-Dc Comics

11. Death-Dc Comics

12. Destruction-Dc Comics

13. Desire-Dc Comics

14. Despair-Dc Comics

15. Delirium-Dc Comics

16. Mephisto-Marvel Comics

17. A-Dc Comics (though he only appeared once in a book called Bizarro Comics)

18. Mr. Mxyzptlk-Dc Comics

19. Odin-Marvel Comics

20. Energy X-Freedom force Vs. The Third Reich

21. Bat-Mite-Dc Comics

22. Gatlacticus-I made this guy as a parody of Galactus I'm not sure weather or not I own it though I would like to point out he is a Alligator

23. Snoopy-Peanuts

24. Woodstock-Peanuts

25. Hagar the Horrible-Hagar the Horrible

26. Lucky Eddy-Hagar the Horrible

27. Popeye-Popeye the Sailor

28. Wimpy-Popeye the Sailor

29. Flip-Little Nemo in Slumber land

30. The Jungle Imp-Little Nemo in Slumber land

31. Duke-Doonesbury

(And I should point out that I don't own any of these characters except Dr. and maybe Gatlacticus.)

Coming up next time: We find what happened to Dilger, Miller, the grays, Calvin and Hobbes, and the Baudelaire Orphans.