Akira: Hello all! And welcome, to more of my random one-shotedness!! YAAAY!! *showers audience with confetti* hooray!
Garra: why am I here?
Akira: because I want you to be. And as gawd of this thing, what I say is law! *pounds table for emphasis* Also nobody else was available, and you're cute…*blushes*…
Garra: -////-……hn. Whatever…so what exactly am I doing?
Akira: *perks up slightly* Oh, I know! Can you do the disclaimer for me please ^/////^?
Garra: *sigh* sure….*turns to screen* Akira-Chan does not in fact own Naruto or anything else copyright that may be mentioned in this. *Akira whispers something to him* She also apologizes for how short it may be, but boredom does that. *walks off dragging Akira with him*
~^~^~ENJOY!~^~^/
My Theory: Why Sauske really joined Oruchimaru…..
Somewhere in Konoha….
He was walking down the road one day, contemplating Itachi's death (again), when a blue piece of paper flew by and smacked him in the face! (HA! Take THAT ya fag!) Angrily, he growled and snatched the offending piece of parchment off of him and looked at it. It said,
"Do you want power beyond your wildest dreams? Do you want revenge? If so, come join us. We have all you're looking for and more. Just respond to this poster and we'll find you as soon as possible. (A.S.A.P.)
Come join the dark side.
We have cookies…"
Sausgay stared at the strange advertisement for about 5 whole minutes! But then he blinked because his eyes started to water. Looking at the piece of paper again, Sausgay got this chibified look on his face, and he said, "Mmm…cookies…" And so, off Sauske went, back to his house of emo-ness to reply for the offer. About three months later, Sauske, was taken to the Sound Village, where he joined Oruchifagman, trained, and ate….COOKIES!!! X3
A few years later, came back to the Leaf Village, accidentally killed Itachi (it was a FLUKE dammit! He forgot his medicine!!), then I randomly showed up and killed the gay fag myself for killing Itachi, and being a moronic fag. Then I did my happy dance on his grave, and went off to mess with other Anime Universes (like Shugo Chara…DAMN YOU TADASE!)
~^~THE FRIGGEN END!!!!~^~
Akira: so….yeah. Wasn't really my best work, but…what can ya do?
Garra: *shrugs* blame school…
Akira: I actually wrote this a couple like, weeks…months ago?
Garra: again, school…
Akira: the most useless form of education.
Garra: *nods*
Akira: Anyways….yeah, as Panda said earlier, this was made out of complete and utter boredom induced upon me by the horribleness of school. This one was done in advisory…I think…
Akira: I am not to be held responsible for anything that my twisted mind comes up with when concerning things like this…k?
Garra: in other words, any and all flames for this will be used to burn your own/ Kabuto/ Sauske/ Oreo-b!tch/ Sakura's hair. You got it?
Akira: BYE!!
