Ok, so thanks for reading my first ff story. Tell me what ya think and if any of the characters are too ooc. ^_^ Oh and sorry about Prussia, every now and then he starts mumbling in german even though at the time Prussia was its own country and had a different language, but its really hard to find a translator for a language that doesn't really exist any more and he doesn't have an accent cause I suck at them. One more thing anything written in this font is Prussia's thoughts.
Enjoy 3
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"...And then he walked right past me and my excelante food to comfort that stupide Arthur..."
France was complaining about how America had chosen England over him... Again... Damn it Francis, how many times do you have to tell the awesome me this story? Its been 42 years, for Gott's sake, get over it man.
"... Anyway. I've started colonizing the northern part of "North America." My Jacque Cartier calls it Canada. He says that it is a native word meaning village. Charmante, non?"
Its Kanata, damn French accents. And its an Iroquois word, I'm pretty sure they'd beat your ass if you lumped them in with the rest of your natives. Dumm Franzosen, denken Sie wissen alles ... Die wunderbare mich nicht stehen für Sie! (Stupid frenchmen, thinking they know everything... The awesome me won't stand for it!) Hold your tongue Gilbert, this meeting has to go off without a hitch, otherwise our boss is gonna hand us our ass again. Remember what a pleasant experience that was last time you messed up? Dumm selbsterhaltung Instinkt... (Stupid self preservation instinct...)
I nodded noncommittally. My boss needs to pay me more.
"Very."
"Would you like to see one of my colonies? Of course you would, what a stupide question. 3"
Stupid, lecherous frenchman. He didn't get it did he? I didn't swing that way... Ever! I must have put his hand back on his own knee at least zwanzig (20) times on the trip to "Canada."
Truly the new world was almost as awesome as I! A place where the rivers ran fastp, and winters came faster. A nation worth taking over. Wait, nation? This was no nation, not a country, just a bunch of french and english colonies mixed alongside the natives. Maybe I should send some of my awesome people over here... Nah, too much work.
"Je vous aime! Et le besoin pour dépenser le reste de ma vie avec vous. Jusqu'à la mort fait nous séparons." (I love you! And want to spend the rest of my life with you. Till death do we part.)
"Oh... Je vous aime aussi. Nous ne devrions pas dire nos familles?" (Oh... I love you too. Should we not tell our parents?)
"Plus tard." (Later.)
"Mmmm... Oh!"
"Are my people not amusant?"
Francis, you are entirely too happy with this little sideshow... Pervert...
"Well, there is no mistake who's people they are."
Mein Gott! Could they not get a room?
If there is any good to be said about the french... Well, they made awesome wine... Sorry Francis, thats all I can think of to say for you...
"Gilbert? Do you not find it odd that no one has kicked that child out? He's a bit young, even by my standards."
Francis actually sounded concerned... That's... Strange. Guess I'd better see who he's talking about... Mein Gott, but thats one cute-ass little kid... Kinda looks like America. No thats definitely not Alfred. There's something about how he holds himself... Francis seemed rather shook up over the kids appearance. Weird.
"Merde! Isn't that America? What does he think he's doing in my colony?"
"France I think you need to calm down."
Geez, you'd think the guy would sit back down once I grabbed the back of his shirt.
"Think about it for a minute Francis. What reason would America have to be here? Besides Alfred's eyes are blue not purple."
When had I noticed what colour the kid's eyes were?
"And if Alfred happened to walk into the same bar as us do you think he would sit down in the corner away from everyone when he could be bragging about how much of a "hero" he was?"
Its a good thing we were countries. If the bar manager could see us we would have been out on our ears. And I wouldn't be able too finish my awesome drink. Finally, Francis was sitting down again. The guy may be my best ally but Gott, he could be an idiot sometimes. Between him and England its no surprise how America turned out.
"So if he's not America who is he?"
"Hmm. Lets see shall we. He's at a bar that he's decidedly too young to be at, and no one seems to care... Almost like he's invisible... Thats it! He's a country like us! But which one... Well... He's got purple eyes... Like Russia, does Ivan have any siblings? But he looks like America. Is there anything else that stands out about him? Holy crow! He's got a polar bear! How in Gott's name did I miss that? Wait, aren't polar bears special around here? Could he be the new nation of Canada? Is Canada a nation now?"
"What? Sorry Gilbert were you talking?"
Geez Francis, get your eyes off the serving girls and pay attention. The awesomeness that is me is trying to answer your unworthy question.
"Francis, I want you to do something loud and attention getting."
This was a bad idea, very, very bad idea. Get that look off your face. I should have known he'd use this as another excuse to make a move on me. Mein Gott, get your damn hand off my butt! And your face out of my neck. Now! Oh... Francis, when did you get on the floor? Was my awesomeness too hot for you? Did I push you down there? Is that why you look like your about to cry? I'm so sorry, not. Damn pervert, serves you right.
"Francis. You should know by now, I don't swing that way. Not now, not ever."
Hey, that kid is staring at us. So he is a country. Well, we should go introduce ourselves shouldn't we?
"Hey kid."
Awww, look how shocked he looks, its like no ones ever noticed him before.
"Moi?"
"Ya you, do you think the awesome me talks to just anyone?"
"..."
"You're too cute kid. What's your name?"
"I'm C-Canada."
Huh, looks like France has got a baby brother. Then the bear glanced up.
"Who?"
Hope you like it so far, I'll get the second chapter up soon. Tell me what you think. And remember: Reviews are sunshine, and up in Canada sun is a precious commodity.
Uummm... I'm not sure if you've noticed but its summer right now...
Shhh! They don't need to know that ;)
