Disclaimer: I don't own. So this is a whacked up RP chat on Omegle between Sherlock and Bluebell the rabbit, with John occasionally butting in. This is crack, pure and utter crack that gets even more whack as it goes on. I was Sherlock, and the other person was Bluebell and John. Enjoy!
Sherlock...can I have a carrot? Please? -BB
No, for God's sake! -SH
I glow! I'm a special rabbit! -BB
You're a rabbit. You shouldn't be able to text at all. And if you wanted to be babied, ask John. -SH
I came into this world, like a wrecking ball. They experimented on me, and I glow now... I'm a special rabbit...I want a carrot. -BB
Do NOT quote Miley Cyrus to me if you want something! And ask John, for the last time. -SH
Pleeeeeeease give me a carrot! I glow like a fairy! -BB
I detest fairies. Pass the phone to John; I need to talk to him. -SH
John's tied up at the moment... he's tied up... until I get my carrot. -BB
Did you just tie up my flatmate in order to blackmail me into getting your carrot? -SH
Well... you say that like it's a bad thing. -BB
I just want a carrot. -BB
Pass John now. Or I will give you back to Baskerville. -SH
So, I don't get a carrot? -BB
You might get a carrot, if I can speak with John for a moment. If you don't hand over the phone, no carrot. And back to the laboratory. I mean it. -SH
Sherlock... what the hell? -JW
Why is there a texting rabbit in our flat? -JW
Do you remember Bluebell? From... what did you call it on your stupid blog? The H.O.U.N.D case? -SH
Yes? I thought that rabbit was dead? -JW
PFFT TOTALLY NOT DEAD -BB
IT JUST TOOK THE PHONE AWAY FROM ME! -JW
GIVE THE PHONE BACK TO JOHN! –SH
I have the phone. Should I just get the bloody rabbit a carrot? -JW
Oh, thank God. Do you think it will go away if we give it the carrot? -SH
Nope. Still here. I want a carrot from you, Sherlock. I want you to pet me, and brush my fluffy ears... I run a blog about you and John, you know? It's always been my dream to be held by you, Sherlock. -BB
I'm sorry? I don't THINK so, Bluebell. I'll give you the bloody carrot, and you will leave. AFTER untying my friend. -SH
Will you autograph my carrot? So I can post it on my Tumblr and get a lot of notes? MAYBE IF I TRY HARD ENOUGH MISHA COLLINS AND TOM HIDDLESTON WILL REBLOG IT -BB
Tom Hiddleston and Misha Collins have Tumblrs? I mean, yes, I'll autograph your carrot, IF you leave. -SH
DEAL! And yes... gah I'm such a fanboy! I just tweeted "omg getting a carrot from Sherlock Holmes" and IT GOT RETWEETED BY EVERYONE AND SOMEONE REPLIED 'OMG NO WAY SO JELLY' and 'PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN BLUEBELL' WILL YOU TAKE A PICTURE WITH ME TOO? -BB
...Okay...Mrs. Hudson walked upstairs, and she's given the rabbit to her granddaughter. I think it's safe to say that never happened. -JW
Oh, thank Lord! Are you all right? -SH
I feel violated by a rabbit, but aside from that, yes, I'm fine... what happened at the Yard? -JW
I REFUSE TO BE CAGED! I CANT BE TAMED! -BB
Oh Mrs. Hudson offered to rub my belly... oh... this is my downfall... FAREWELL HOLMES...WE WILL MEET AGAIN! -BB
Ugh, John, I will tell you when I get home, I swear. Bluebell, get the fuck out of my flat before I give you to Anderson! -SH
