"Ani stop looking at me like that!" Padmé said.
Well, that plan didn't work.
For the last 12 years, 7 months, 8 weeks, and 3 days, Anakin Skywalker had a crush on his neighbor, Padmé Nabberie.
That meant ever since he was about 5, he had either been trying to ask Padmé on a date, or just try to get some attention.
He had gone through plans A-Z, at least 1000 times! So when his mother, Shmi, announced that the Nabberie's had invited them over for dinner,
Anakin was over joyed.
"Owen," Anakin asked his brother. "how do you impress a girl?"
"Awwwwwwww wittle baby Ani has his first cwush." Owen taunted.
"I should of known you wouldn't help!" Anakin bellowed.
"Jeez Ani, I never-" Owen started.
"MY NAME IS NOT ANI, OR ANI POO!" Anakin shrieked, his voice cracking.
"Teenagers." Owen said to the wall.
Anakin went to his room to shine his tie for probably the 30th time.
"Ani," his younger sister complained. You used all of Daddy's shoe shiner and he's going to blame ME for it."
Up to when she was about 4, Anakin loved Katy. But in 3 years, you can change your mind.
"Katy go away!" Anakin yelled louder than he meant to. Katy's bottom lip jutted out.
Uh, Oh Anakin thought.
"MOMMY," Katy wailed. "ANI'S BEING MEAN TO ME!"
"Anakin Dylan Skywalker, what have I told you about screaming at your sister! Come downstairs for your punishment."
I can't wait to go to college, Anakin thought.
