Shuku: "Hiya. This is my first fic. Yes, I know that tournament fics have been done and this is sorta the same, but different. I'm your host so join me, Shuku and my co-host as we hold our game show."

Raven's Lil demon: "Hiya folks. I'm the co-host. You can just call me Raven. Welcome to the Yu Yu Hakusho Dating Game."

Aduidance: *cheers*

Shuku: "Rules are simple. We have you answer questions and three people answer. In the end, you chose the one you like and you two leave together. The other two can induldge in their own little world of misery."

Raven: "Let's introduce our first guest! Jinichiro!"

Aduidacne: *cheers as Jinichiro comes out*

Raven: "welcome, Jinichiro. Please take a seat."

Jinichiro: *takes a seat on one of the chairs and three curtains light up to show three people*

Shuku: "Okay. Read these questions and the three boys will answer them." *hands Jinichiro the cards*

Jincihiro: "Okay. Guy number one, I like demons more then humans, what about you?"

Guy number one is Kuwabara: "Humans rock. We can kick demon butt."

Shuku: *sweat drop*

Raven: *slaps her forhead* read the next one.

Jinichiro: *nodds* Guy number two, I love flowers what about you?"

Guy number two is Link (Rinku): "flowers can be turned into deadly weapons. They are good fighting tools."

Raven: *major sweat drop as Shuku goes and starts to beat up Guy Number two*

Shuku: *comes out and smiles* "comtinue."

Jinichiro: *sweat drop* "Guy number three, ice is the coolest. element What element do you like?"

Guy Number three is Touya: "Ice is what I like."

Shuku and Raven: *shrug*

Leon: *rushes out and being chased by an inraged Hiei who is weilding his sword and cursing loudly*

Hiei: "die human die!!!!!" *continues to chase leon who hides behind Shuku*

Shuku: * pulls out five pieces a strings and holds them in her hands then blows them to Hiei. The strings grow large and surround him. When they leave him, Hiei is a chibi*

Hiei: *sweat drop* O.o

Random fan girls from the audience who are chibi Hiei fans: "CHIBI HIEI!!!!!!!!!!!!" *storm onto the stage*

Hiei: *yelps and runs as fast as his little legs could carry him* "AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Shuku and Raven: *sweat drop as they all leave the stage* O.o "Leon, what was that about?"

Leon: 'He tried to kill me cuz I told Kurama that Hiei is conserned bout him not sleeping anymore. It must have struck something cuz next thing I knew I was running for my life."

Raven: "Now poor chibi Hiei is running for his life. Don't worry Hiei-kun! I'll save you!" *runs off to save chibi Hiei*

Everyone: O.o

Shuku: "Now to repent, you must be co-host until Raven returns or is killed by the fan girls for trying to save Hiei."

Leon: *runs off and comes back with Kurama* "Kurama will help you. I'm going to help Raven. Cya." *runs off to help Raven*

Shuku: *growing annoyed*

Kurama: *sweat drop*

Shuku: *sighes and tries to calm down* "Just read the next question."

Jinichiro: *giggles* "I like strong guys who are nice and caring and can protect me. Wait, I don't need protecting. I don't need protection!!!!! I'll kill them myself!!!!"

Touya: "But having someone to protect you when you are ill or weak might come in handy."

Shuku: *screams bloody murder* "what is going on!!!!!!!! ICHITARO GET YOUR BUTT OUT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ichitaro: *walks out and yawns* what's up Shuku.

Shuku: *annoyed* YOU WERE SLEEPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ichitaro: "Duh."

Shuku: *slides to the floor and cries* it's not right it's just not right. Everything is going wrong."

Everyone: *sweatdrop* O.o

Jinichiro: "Um….. Shuku-san?"

Shuku: *sobs and wips her eyes* "Yes Jinichiro?"

Jinichiro: "Can I chose or do I have to wait for you to get over the crisis so you move on?"

Shuku: *pirks up* "Oh yes. Chose. Guy number one. Guy number two. Or guy number three."

Jincihiro: "Guy number three."

Kurama: *curtains go up to reveal Touya* "Guy number three is Touya. Now you two can go some place."

Kuwabara: * walks out from the curtains and whines* "I wanted the pretty girl."

Yusuke: *storms out and pulls Kuwabara off by the ear* "You got Yukina, doofess."

Kuwabara: *stops and Yusuke goes face first into the floor* "Oh ya. I got Yukina-kun. I'm gunna go see her now." *goes skipping off to find Yukina*

Hiei: *appears out of nowhere and is still chibi* "Over my dead body, baka." *runs off to kill Kuwabara before he found Yukina*

Rapid fan girls who were random before: "CHIBI HIEI-KUN WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!" *run off after Hiei*

Raven: "Stupid rapid fan girls." *runs off after fan girls*

Leon: *running after raven* "Raven, just use your power to freeze time and stop those fan girls." *disappears off stage.

Everyone: *major sweat drop* O.o

Shuku: *sweat drop* O.o "Um that is our show folks. Join us next time and you too can join us. Review, tell us three yu yu Hakusho characters you want to be the people behind the curtains and the one you want to be paired up with. You can create you own questions. Five questions at most, please. See you next time on the Yu Yu Hakusho dating game." * Kuwabara being chased by Hiei being chased by fan girls being chased by raven chased by leon came back across the stage and trampled over Yusuke, Shuku, and Kurama.*

Yusuke, Shuku, and Kurama: *knocked out* X.X

Rapid Kurama fan girl and rapid Yusuke fan girls: *jump on stage and chase after the rapid Hiei fan girls who trample over their beloved Kurama and Yusuke*

Ichitaro: *untouched* "Um, that's it folks. Cya next time. Hopefully everything will calm down by then. Cya."