So I had recently watched Hoopa Unbound, and I thought the movie was fast-paced but I genuinely enjoyed the movie.

AND JUST LIKE ALWAYS I FULLY EXPECTED ASH TO RECOGNIZE EVERY LEGENDARY. BUT MOTHER OF GOD HOW IN THE WORLD DID HE FORGET ARCEUS THE SAME FUCKING ALPHA POKEMON WHO FUCKING NEARLY KILLED HIM!

However I nearly lost it at the end when Arceus appeared in the clouds, cause if the movie went by the way I imagined, Ash would have run till he stopped at the railing and just screamed at Arceus not even caring for any of the other humans.

I was also disappointed at the lack of Pikachu, like wtf but whatever I still enjoyed it.

So in my spare time I decided to do a little one-shot and here it is, in which this will portray the end of the movie, with little bits of ClemontxSerena.

TAKE NOTE THIS IS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES!

Okay here we GO!

Chapter: Dammit Arceus! Not Again!

Summary:Rewrite of the ending of Hoops Unbound, mostly just for shits and giggles. Title should explain it all. Ash nor Pikachu could believe that Arceus did it again. Why was this no longer surprising? Rated T for slight Language

Disclaimer: I own Nothing!

Ash smiled, a sigh of relief being released from his features as he stared at the final bits of the time-warping tornado finally dissipated. He looked at the Chorus of Legendaries, closing his eyes and feeling their energy switch from worried to slightly calm. He sent out small pulse of Aura, causing them to calm completely.

He opened his eyes, watching as everyone around cheered happily, screams of Joy echoing across the canopy.

A sudden silence of awe filled the area, forcing both Ash and Pikachu to turn and stare at the now amazed crowd. Ash turned to the direction of their attention. Watching the golden glow of clouds begin to seperate. His face filled with shock, watching as the god Pokemon appeared from the golden glow. Scanning closley, Ash could see the pure mirth in the Pokemon's eyes. Pikachu screeched angrily, Ash letting out a small similar noise.

That little!

Upon closer inspection, Ash could see another, much smaller, Hoops floating cautiously around the God's legs, eyes glowing a bright red as opposed to Hoopa's own dull red eyes.

Must be from the Shadow Hoopa, making it's own form that Arceus allowed.

He listened closely, understanding that the God was saying something.

"Awe yes," The God chirped. "Hoopa is finally free, damn I knew my Chosen would pull through, But this was kind of weak, I need to make it TOUGHER!"

"Arceus." The other Legendary groaned.

Hoopa looked confused, floating around Ash as he clenched his fists.

"Ash-kun and Pi-kun okay?" He asked, hesitantly.

Ash strained a smile, along with Pikachu.

"Not Really Hoopa, I need to have a word with a certain GOD." Ash grunted, smiling slightly at Hoopa's innocence.

"It's Arceus." He heard the others mutter in awe, ignoring the small ten year old and Pikachu stomping up to the railing.

"Haha Later Humans." Arceus squealed as he galloped around the clouds.

"ARCEUS!" "PIKA!" Both Ash and Pikachu bellowed, scaring the crap out of everyone there.

The small Hoopa hid behind Arceus as the God nearly tripped over himself in shock.

"Chosen?" Arceus tilted his head. "How do you… AWE CRAP I FORGOT!"

"Damn right you did, Now Get your God-damn but down here!" Ash frowned, his hand pointing to the ground.

"Now!" Pikachu growled, adding to the threat.

Arceus hesitated, before galloping down, causing the Legendaries to crowd around Ash as well.

"Ash how are you-?" Meray asked in surprise, obvious amazement filled in her features.

"I've known Arceus since my journey in Sinnoh, probably about three years now," Ash admitted. "He is in SO much trouble!"

"A god?" Baraz mimicked his sister's tone, backing up in shock as the God Pokemon touched the pavement.

"Yes, Chosen?" Arceus asked with a tilt of his head.

The other Hoopa popped his head from behind the god's neck, floating down and began to circle Ash.

"Hoopa Hoop!" The Pokemon cried, causing Ash to smile knowing some Legendaries had trouble with telepathy.

Especially newly made ones.

"Hey Another ME, Another Hoopa!" Hoopa chirped, flying around the other in ecstasy.

While the two went off to float around each other, Ash crossed his arms sternly. Arceus looked away, glancing back at Ash before bowing his head in shame.

"Sorry." The god muttered sadly.

"Arceus we talked about this!" Ash glared.

"How many times do we have to tell you!" Pikachu sighed. "NO more problems for the world, We ALL know you can fix it, so stop making all these things coincidental!"

Arceus raised his head.

"HEY MEW DOES THIS TOO, IT'S NOT ONLY ME!"

"Yeah But Mew has always helped!" Ash countered. "Mewtwo doesn't count, that was a surprise for all of us!"

"I AM A GOD!"

"A GOD!?" Ash feigned surprise. "WOW Really?! CAUSE YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A JUVENILE PICHU!"

"TAKE THAT BACK!" Arceus cried, standing up to his full height.

The Humans backed up in fear, Serena clinging to Clemont as the boy himself began to shake. Bonnie gulped and hid behind the two. Meray and Baraz both winced, feeling the pendents on there chest began to heat up exceedingly quick.

"Young God are you raising you're voice with us!" Pikachu snarled.

"I'M OLDER THAN BOTH OF YOU BY TENS AND THOUSANDS OF YEARS!" Arceus shrieked.

Pikachu let out a loud echoed growl, causing all Pokemon in the immediate vicinity to whimper in fear, Arceus included.

"DON'T RAISE YOUR VOICE WITH ME!" Pikachu snapped.

"SORRY!" Arceus cried, before pitching his voice lower. "Sorry."

Pikachu nodded, smiling slightly as Arceus laid on the floor, head in his hooves. Sighing softly He bounded up to the god and began nuzzling a portion of his face.

"You give in to easily Pikachu." Ash sighed as he let his arms fall and began to walk over to the distressed god.

He began to stroke the god's head, all the while shaking his own.

"I think we both know, you do this for fun." Ash smiled. "Just bring it down a notch and remember to keep civilians out of this. Okay?"

Arceus nodded, his sadness disappearing in a flash.

"I promise!" The God chirped.

"Good." Ash laughed. "Now go back to your home, Mew has been complaining at the lack of fun."

Arceus gasped.

"No fun?! But it's MY home!"

"Exactly."

Arceus chirped, bumping heads with Ash before he set off to the sky, speeding quickly into the forming clouds.

"BYE!" He roared.

"Goodbye Arceus!" Pikachu and Ash yelled.

They smiled as the god Pokemon flew away, turning their attention to the Legendaries.

"Alright everyone go home, I'm not mad." Ash smiled. "Just be careful out there, okay?"

They all roared, zipping off, either into the ocean or turning invisible. The only one that stayed was the Shiny Rayquaza, who twirled uncomfortably.

He roared softly causing Ash to smile as he pet the dragon before it too flew off.

The boy grinned, before turning back to the shocked humans.

"Did you just scold Arceus, the god of all Pokemon?" Meray murmured softly.

Ash rolled his eyes sitting on the rail as the two Hoopa sat on his shoulders.

"Yeas, he can be so reckless sometimes." Ash sighed. "And saying that from a person like me, is really bad."

"Pikachu pika pi pikachu." Pikachu nodded his head.

"Uh." Bonnie tilted her head in confusion.

They both simultaneously remembered that no one could understand the mouse.

"He says, that sometimes we can be mature, but it's usually when we're dealing with Legendaries." Ash translated. "Like I said I knew Arceus of about three years, all my other Legendaries I've known for a longer time."

"Your OTHER Legendaries." Clemont muttered.

Ash grinned.

"I've always had Legendaries, since Kanto actually, it's a long story." Ash laughed. "I usually let them out to do their own thing but they know when I need them."

"You're weird." Baraz groaned earning laughs.

AND DONE! Like I said mostly for my own amusement and I decided to post it. No editing, so it's probably has a lot of mistakes, other than spellings.

Don't question my sanity, this was literally all I could think about at the end of the movie, so I had to prevent myself from laughing.

Review and favorite please.

-Maiden Out.