Hey! This is a story I wrote for English when I was in 7th grade. We had to write a "Cinderella" parody using figurative language, so I picked alliteration. It's not very good, but I just wanted to let you guys read it. So, without further ado...
Drumroll please! Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh!
Snorterella! For your veiwing pleasure! Enjoy!
Once upon a time, in some land far away, there subsisted a sow whose sobriquet was "Snorterella." She had some stepsisters, two for sure, and their surnames were "Suzie" and "Sally." Snorterella had a single stepmother, said to be summoned as "Sabrina." Sabrina, Suzie, and Sally shoved Snorterella around, making her sweep, straighten, and scrub the house until it sparkled.
One Saturday when the sun was shining, a scroll was sent to Snorterella's villa. The script was a summons to Sir Sammy's superb party on Sunday. When Snorterella saw this, she was starry-eyed. Oh, how she yearned to show her stout snout at this cotillion!
"Oh no, Snorterella! Not in a month of Sundays will I allow you to be at that party!" shouted Sabrina.
Snorterella was surely sad, but she was stubborn. Sabrina said that if Snorterella shall show a straightened house, she shall be permitted to show up at the ball. Snorterella was ecstatic!
Surely Snorterella can't get our house straightened in time! This job will take days and days! thought Sabrina.
After Sabrina, Suzie, and Sally were looking surely stylish, they drove off to the ball.
"See ya!" Sally said sarcastically.
"Wouldn't wanna be ya!" Suzie snickered.
Snorterella stepped into the dirtiest room in the house: Sabrina's bedroom.
Oh no, thought Snorterella, this is going to take all night!
As Snorterella thought this, a sheet of shimmers slowly descended on to the slovenly sofa.
"Who are you?" asked Snorterella, surprised.
"I will help you straighten this room and go to the ball!" said the shimmery swine in front of Snorterella.
With a spark of sorcery, the shimmery swine showered Snorterella in silver sheets of cloth and jewels.
"Now you can show your stout snout at the gala," said the shimmery swine. "I will sweep, straighten, and scrub this mess until it sparkles. Now be on your way, or you will be late, and don't forget: be back here by midnight!"
With a poof of sparkly smoke, a surrey showed up at her side. Snorterella stepped in, wearing her silver sparkly slippers. With a squeal, the two steeds sprinted super speed to Sir Sammy's stronghold.
Soon, they arrived at the ball. Snorterella slowly stepped down the stairs, impressing all and sundry with her stateliness. Shortly, Sir Sammy asked Snorterella to dance. Snorterella danced with him all evening.
Sadly, Snorterella had to split, so she scurried to the surrey. Sir Sammy was shocked! He followed Snorterella, but she was too swift. Snorterella got away, but she lost her silver slipper.
Sir Sammy picked the shoe up, and ordered his servants to find the sow who surprised him with her dancing. The servants set out, and soon arrived at Snorterella's place.
The stepsisters had to try on the shoe for size. Neither fit, but they denied the dwelling of any other girl.
Snorterella dashed down the stairs, and requested to slip on the shoe. Without doubt, the slipper fit.
Snorterella was swept to the palace, where she reunited with the prince. Sir Sammy proposed, and Snorterella said, "I do." With that, they lived happily ever after.
Did you notice the alliteration? LOL :) Later! R&R!
