Author's note ...Okay I do not own South Park or Elf onnshelf and I know it may seem a bit crazy writing a Christmas story in early summer but the idea hit me after I was looking at my own little elf that I keep out all year round so enjoy

It was almost Christmas time in the small town of South Park and young 11 year old Kenny McCormick sighed deeply as he listened to all his friends talk about what they were getting for Christmas it was the same every year really

" Oh I'll be getting the latest Terrance and Philip blue ray box set and the new game they brought out and so hope to get the new Nintendo hand held console that be so cool ' Said Stan a dark haired boy and a friend of Kenny"s

" No doubt I'll be getting loads of clothes and I might get a new game comsol and some games also I know I'm getting a new quad bike so that will be cool and a new phone but I always get lots surprises and end up with lots of presents when the family come ' Said Kyle

" You get some awesome presents Christmas ones on top of the Haunnika gifts too so that's so cool " Stan said smiling

' Yeah takes me ages to open them and their always good worth getting covers in kisses and plasterd with lipstick marks " Kyle said thinking of all the female relatives that smotherd Kyle with kisses and always touched his hair saying what beautiful curls he had

" So what are you getting then Stan you get cool gifts too ..? Asked Kyle smiling at his friend

" Yeah I do I guess so far I know I'm getting a new bike and helmet Iv seen them and picked them out but no doubt I'll end up getting clothes some books new games and I got a phone for my birthday but dunno really what I'm getting it will be a surprise all I know is I'm getting a bike " Said Stan

Well I'm getting 2 new game consoles a new laptop phone and tablet and. also new clothes and my room is being redecorated too so I'm also getting a new room ' Cartman said smugly

" Oh so your mom is getting double doors put in so you can fit through them about time too and no doubt you will get more candy and you may even get stuck in the double doors ' Kyle said laughing poking fun of Cartmans fat waistline

" Shut the fuck up you Ginger Jersey Jew you better not spoil Christmas this year with your Jewness ' Yelled cartman

" Excuse me I didn't ruin Christmas ever blame my mom for that one and anyway that was years ago so get your facts right fatass and shut the hell up okay ' Yelled Kyle glaring at Cartman and as expected soon the pair were arguing back and forth with their fatass and Jew insults and Kyle gave as good as he got

"Oh God here we go again can't you pair give it a rest for a while ' Sighed Stan ow fed up with the pair

" He started it ' Both Kyle and cartman said together and then glared at each other making Stan sigh again

It had been like this since preschool when Cartman and Kyle first met at the age of 5 and Cartman found out that Kyle was a Jew he picked on him all the time then he found out he was from New Jersey and that made things worse so the arguments between these two were always ongoing and everyone was used to them now

" So what are you getting for Christmas then Kenny ..? Asked Stan looking at his quiet blond friend who sighed and fidgeted in his seat a little

" Oh I dunno so haven't really asked for anything I told mom not to bother with presents for me this year spend the money on Karen as I want Christmas to be magical for her as she's only little you know " Said Kenny

' Aww that's really kind of you so I take it she still believes in all the Santa Claus carry on and that ..? Asked Stan as Kenny nodded

' Yeah she dose she has a list written to him she's not really asking for much but just a few things and I hope she gets them as their not expensive " Kenny said

" So what is she hoping for new dolls and that ..? Asked Stan as Kenny shrugged

' Something like that she wants a Barbie also a teddy bear to cuddle in bed a couple of story books some colouring in books and some crayons and a pair of fluffy socks to keep her feet warm not much really so dunno if she'll get them or not I really hope she dose " Kenny said with a sigh

Truth was Kenny wasent sure if Karen would get any presents at all and he didn't expect any as the family had no money thanks really to their dad who had a huge drink problem and any money the family got went on drink and also his mom had a drug problem too to their was never any spare money so bills went unpaid and their was hardly any food in the house and worse Kenny' s parents were always fighting as a drunk Stuart meant a dangerous Stuart and he didn't care who he hit even little Karen got it so Kenny dreaded Christmas as he knew he'd never get any nice gifts that his friends got and sadly he had to listen to them talking about what they were getting and even the girls were at it too

As expected they were all getting new clothes and that and also Red a girl in their class was getting a pug puppy that cost a fortune and they were talking about that and Bebe going on about how cute they were as she got a pug for her birthday

Kenny knew that Karen would love a little puppy for Christmas didn't even need to be a posh pedigree just a little companion and he knew the dog would be looked after well by Karen but again they couldn't afford it

" Hey Kenny are you okay their ..? Asked Stan looking at his friend who was really quiet

" Huh..? Oh yeah I'm fine just daydreaming I guess that's all don't mind me ' Kenny said not even looking at Stan it was if he was miles away but suddenly a loud bang jolted him back

What the fuck ...? Said Stan looking at Kyle and Cartman who were almost at blows fighting over Kyle's beliefs and Cartman saying how the Jews ruin Christmas

" Okay enough enough you pair pack it in your both giving me a headache ' Yelled Stan splitting the pair up

' Well he started it he's insulting my beliefs and my people how dare he " Yelled Kyle

" Kenny sighed as he watched Stan trying to restore the peace with the pair but he doubted he'd have any luck and recently he didn't care much too if they made up or not Kenny just wanted to be alone at this time of year as he felt left out and that Christmas was for the wealthy

Kenny said no more about Christmas to his friends and managed to change the subject each time someone brought it up which was hard as it was now beginning of December and Christmas was everywhere really but Kenny would try and avoid it if he could

" So are you going straight home or are you going to help your dad out at the scrapyard .? Asked Kyle a little later after school

" No straight home today I need to pick up Karen too unless she's gone off with Ruby I dunno " Said Kenny

" Think Ruby's with Craig and Tweek so have no idea where Karen is ' Said Kyle

" I'll go and look for her anyway mom doesn't like her walking alone I'll catch you guys later " Kenny said smiling a bit and running off to find his sister but she was already picked up and had left so Kenny walked home alone and it was 3 miles in the dark and icy cold dreading what he'd face when he got home

Well that's that chappy done more to come