Marik's Legion of Villains PART 5

By: DMEX

Nothing is mine

Summary: The 5th installment of your favorite bumbling crime organization. This time, they plan to destroy the Taco Bell Arena. And someone gets fired.

-Somewhere in Idaho-

Yami Bakura: What's with the piece of beef and the mace?

Abyss (angry): THIS IS MY GIRL, JANICE!

Yami Bakura: Your 'girl'? What the hell have you smoking, Abyss?

CM Punk: Are you high on drugs?

Marik: Silence! The Legion of Villains is now called to order!

(bangs gavel)

Marik: Welcome our new members, Janice!

(no response)

Miz: You brought a piece of wood as our new member?

Abyss (angry): SHOW RESPECT TO HER OR SHE'LL BEAT YOU TO SHREDS!

Mr. Anderson: I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole…

Marik: For once I agree with you.

Yami Bakura: I'll never understand you Abyss…

Abyss: Well MAYBE NOBODY (car horn) ASKED YOU!

Mr. Socko: Where'd you get her? I want a piece of her ass!

Marik: Silence! Our newest member, "The Glamazon" Beth Phoenix!

Beth: …

Marik: Desmond W- Wolfee?

Desmond: It's Wolfe you moron!

Marik: Look, just don't howl at the moon, got it?

Desmond: (burp) you!

(Chelsea looks in disgust at Desmond)

Marik: Now for our evil plan, we're going to (drum roll please)…

(drum roll)

Marik: Attack the Taco Bell Arena!

(drum roll continues)

Marik: Stop the damn drum roll! For God's sake!

Mr. Anderson: WHY?

Marik: Because I went to an ACW event and I had to pay $25.00 for a damned enchilada! You would think that Taco Bell owned the arena they would lower the (EFF!) prices!

Mick Foley: They got to make SOME sort of profit.

Earl Hebner: That's the stupidest idea ever.

Sheamus: Da dumb fellar is right fer a change.

Marik: Which brings me to why everyone is here tonight. One of you has betrayed us and look what happened on TNA iMPACT! Now Dixie Carter could be having her own Evil Legion! One of you spilt it. Is it Edge? Earl Hebner?

Earl gulps

Marik: Or is it Mr. Anderson? Maybe it's The Miz! But I know for a fact who it is!

Pulls out a baseball bat

Marik: And it's YOU!

Beats Chris Jericho and Earl Hebner with the baseball bat

Marik: Maybe next time you'll think before you reveal our evil plans! Both of you are fired! That little trip to the hospital will hopefully be worth the ass kicking you got!

Earl Hebner and Chris Jericho are laying out cold.

Marik: Kane, take these two loud mouths (not Anderson) to the torture chamber and do away with them!

Kane: My pleasure!

Abyss: Janice and I want a piece of them!

Marik: Go with him them then, for (fart) sake!

Yami Bakura: Aren't you forgetting that piece of beef you brought with you?

Abyss gives Yami Bakura a nasty look and walks away with 'his girl'

Edge: Idiot…

Stone Cold: That guy has problems…

Beth Phoenix: Problems NOTHING! He's pure evil and insane!

Marik: Don't use the 'I' word around him, he'll kill you for sure.

Chelsea has a concerned look on her face though nobody is really paying attention due to Abyss' "questionable girl"

Marik: Now everyone! Time to attack the Taco Bell Arena!

-Taco Bell Arena-

Marik: Where the hell are Beer Money?

Yami Bakura: Out drinking again, as usual.

Marik: DAMN! At a time that's crucial! And where is everyone else?

Yami Bakura: They left because they said this plan is stupid.

Marik: They'll be getting disciplined when I get back!

Yami Bakura: And besides that, it closed.

Marik: Curses! Foiled again!

(END!)