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Parental Control
AU When Petunia's parents decide Vernon isn't the right guy for her, to what lengths will they go in order to find the perfect guy for her? And which sister will end up with the perfect man….Lily or Petunia? JL
"PETUNIA!" The bright summer morning started off on the entirely wrong foot. Lily Evans woke up to a deep bellow uttered by one of her least favorite people in the world, Vernon Dursley. Vernon was a large, walrus like man and also her older sister's boyfriend. Seventeen year-old Lily Evans rolled over and groaned, already realizing today would be a horrible day. She vaguely heard the sounds of Petunia rushing to get ready for giant oaf of a boyfriend, not wanting him to be angry with her for making him wait. Although Petunia was only eighteen years old, Lily got the impression that she acted as a fifty year old house wife when Vernon entered the area. She was sick and tired of her sister being treated like garbage, and she knew her mother was too. Ever since her father had passed away last year, Petunia had become even more attached to Vernon, something that had to end soon.
Lily heard the door slam and decided that it was safe to leave her room. She sat up and got dressed slowly, pulling her vibrant red hair away from her face and rubbing her bright green eyes to try and get the sleep out of them. Lily was extremely pretty and although Petunia with her blond hair and blue eyes did not stand out as much as her sister, they were both rather good-looking. Lily could not understand why her sister was dating a walrus, since she could have many other guys, but Petunia would not consider anyone else. Vernon intensely disliked the Evans' family, excluding Petunia of course, and didn't like Petunia to be associating with her. She and Petunia had slowly grown apart after Vernon came along, and Lily wanted her sister back.
Lily entered the dining room and sat down while her mum was making breakfast. "Lily dear, can you pass the pancake mix over here please? Petunia was going to help me until he showed up." Mrs. Evans said in disgust. It was no secret that her mother was not fond of Vernon, to say the least.
"Sure mum," Lily told her and went over into the kitchen, "but don't you think that Petunia could do so much better than Vernon. I wish we could help her see that."
"I know honey, but what can we do?"
Lily sighed and headed into the den to watch some television before she had breakfast. As she flipped through the channels a show Parental Control caught her eye. The show was about bad boyfriends and girlfriends. The parents would interview a few people to go on a date with their offspring and hope that afterwards the child in question would choose one of the new dates over the old partner. Lily soon became absorbed in the show and was rather disgusted at some of the boyfriends featured on the show. That great oaf acts just like Vernon Lily thought with chuckle before she stopped dead. Inspiration had struck and she quickly called her mum into the room to watch with her.
"Do you think we could enter the show for Petunia" Lily asked her mother with a smile. "We could finally get her to see that there are better guys for her out there!
Mrs. Evans looked a little bit doubtful but she soon warmed up to the idea. "Lily my girl, you are a genius."
Lily smiled and got out paper and a pen to start writing the letter to the producers of parental control.
