10 Ways to Annoy Jameson

I don't own Vampire Kisses, nor do I own any other references that may be found in the story.

Well I've been reading all these "ways to annoy" parodies and it gave me an idea; Why not annoy our good butler friend Jameson. Have fun and be sure to review with ideas of your own!

1. Switch his steak dinner with Alexander's when he isn't looking.

2. Knock on the door and ask to borrow the Sterling's sun block.

3. Steal his vacuum cleaner.

4. Follow him around the house while he's cleaning, saying "YOU MISSED A SPOT. YOU MISSED A SPOT"

5. Buy him Men's Rogaine Foam for his birthday.

6. Follow him around singing "buy Pirelli's Miracle Elixir, anything what's slick sir, soon sprouts curls!" in a British accent. Courtesy of Toby from Sweeney Todd

7. Stand behind him and ask where to find the magical erasers, and then when he turns around say "Sorry sir, from the back I could've sworn you were Mr. Clean."

8. Follow him around singing "Jameson and Ruby sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G"

9. Demand that he sing the Care Bears song to help you go to sleep.

10. Secretly sign him up for ballet lessons.

Okay sorry guys. All these suck. I'll try harder and chapter two won't be so craptastic. I'll use Trevor, he's much easier to annoy. Poor Jameson is too nice.