There are some really nasty, misogynic dudes on here altering Heather's natural body so she will look more like Kim Kardashian. *Shudder* So this is appreciation fanfic for Heather the way she actually looks as opposed to how those creepers modify her.
There was a time Heather used to wish her breasts were bigger because of the attention busty girls got but that changed when she saw how much her adoptive cousin Vilde struggled with under-boob sweat, pimples and back-pain.
How much of a hassle it all was every single day.
As Heather grew older she started to love her small, perky tits.
Being a warrior meant that big boobs were a painful disadvantage. That is why Vilde became a housewife instead of partaking in battle sessions.
Small breasts also meant Heather didn't need to wear bindings at night and could sleep more relaxed and comfortable.
Not to mention some guys even preferred small tits since they were perky and firm.
Big breasts were too heavy to be perky and would in most cases become saggier and saggier with age and pregnancy. While perky, smaller boobs were ageless and would only look nicer post-pregnancy.
Heather was therefore extremely happy she was born the way she was. She loved her natural small tits.
And when she met Astrid and Ruffnut who were also a part of the itty bitty titty club, she felt just at home.
She also realized that guys who obsess over a woman's chest size are usually virgin sleazebags and real men care about what is beneath.
SMALL BOOBS REJOICE! (Not dissing big boobs but small boobs are fucking underrated considering how gloriously they age.)
To every girl reading this; Don't get any type of plastic surgery just because of some nasty dudes pushing their disgusting outdated ideals on you. These guys are usually ugly insecure losers hiding in their mom's basement. They don't deserve any type of girl. There are so many out there who will love you for the real you.
To every good guy: Your dick size doesn't matter. Guys with big dicks are not hot! Us girls are not magically attracted to guys who have big junks. That is a serious misconception and it needs to die. We don't care that much about your genitalia, believe it or not. We care more about you and well good hygiene. It also needs to be said that girls in general prefer average sized dicks because gigantic dicks are fucking painful and the last thing we want is to have our vaginal tissue be teared up and cause internal bleeding. We don't like feeling sore and crampy. We already get enough of that from our periods. It's not hot or sexy. What matters the most is if you can put the girl's needs first and you don't need a big dick to do that. Be kind, honest and listen. Don't make assumptions and love us for who we are, not for how we look and we will pay you the same courtesy.
To anyone triggered: Sucks to be you.
