The Very Secret Diary of The Ringwraith's Horse

Day 1:

I hate the color black. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it. I told them I like pink but they don't listen.

Day 4:

I don't think the Ringwraith's are to bright. Today they climbed up a mountain to catch a little man with a pretty ring. When they got up there I saw them burst into flame. Then they fell off a cliff expecting me to help them. Hey, I'm just a horse.

Day 15:

Met a pretty white horse at the bar the other day. We are going out on Saturday.

Day 16:

Was swept down river by pretty white horse and elf girl. Someone at the end of the river was nice enough to paint me pink. Yeah! On a good note I found a broken carrot. Yum!!